Kid Dynamite

Apparently Brentford have offered €45m for a 22 year old Dortmund striker. Let's hope he doesn't turn out to be better than Wissa

If Frattessi comes in then that's got to spell the end for Willock. Wouldn't be surprised to see Miley go on loan too. It would also leave Howe with the headache of keeping happy 5 players all good enough to be in the starting XI. Good problem to have though. So much for us having £150m max to spend btw

Spurs have managed to draw the most Europa league set of Chsmpions league games you could get

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https://x.com/NUFC_HQ/status/1961116818023591959 Some of those goals are class tbf. And he's still just a kid

I'd only want Elliot if we were moving on Willock. We don't need 7 CMs

This might be a bit Mackemesque, but is it possibly Nicky boy was watching the same match as Toni Kroos on Monday night and thought, "they"ll do for me bonny lad!"

6ft6 btw. Elanga and Gordon need to get those balls whipped into the mixer

He's gonna love Ouseburn

Brussels team. Canny away trip

Fuck off Eyeore

The best transfers are the ones that aren't leaked to every fucking journalist in the world for 3 weeks in advance. Boom. On a plane. Done.

Aye, Wissa and this bloke for whatever cash we get for Isak is palatable. I assume JSL is off now.

HERE WE GO!!!!!

That's made my night 😁 I assume at that price that Isak is off

Aye, he's Isak replacement level, rather than Wilson replacement. I'm not sure I dare get a hard on over this one!

The rumour was they would only sanction a loan with an obligation to buy

These 2 aren't footballers ffs The Boro lad clearly works in his local tip during the week.

What a fanny Amorim is mind

Is Sesko going before or after Onana

He's missed the first 8

7 pens in and still no Sesko. We've dodged a bullet here