Kid Dynamite

Howe seems to have run out of patience with Longstaff. I wouldn't be surprised to see him leave in the Summer

I just read that Everton's new 52k seater stadium cost £750m and took 3.5 years to build. Why is ours projected to cost double that and take twice as long?

We live to fight another day. 8 winnable games coming up, in the mix for the CL places, and the cup final will be a different beast if we can go in with a fully fit squad.

Pope needs dropping for the rest of the season until we can get Trafford in

Keep it at 2-0. Not an embarrassment and hopefully we will have Botman, Joe and Isak back for the final

2 cut backs to free men in the box essentially. Defenders ball watching. Basic stuff

Loose ball by Tonali ffs.

Penalty, no?

I'd genuinely bring Osula on for Wilson. He will press their back line and bully them more than Wilson can. And his finishing can't be any worse

One shit piece of defending and one shit piece of shooting separating the two teams. Swap in Botman and Isak and that 1st half might have been a different story

Ipswich beating Man Utd after 4mins

And Pope still in goal?

No Botman either. We are fucked

Pretty sure you can buy a signed shirt by any player in the club shop now. £250 in a box, £400 in a frame or £500 for one signed by the whole squad

Nailed it tbh

We could do with Arsenal and Spurs doing us a favour tonight

No chance. If Forest drop below us (which they will) then we only have to better the record of the teams below us (5th place gets CL this season). No way are any of them having a 75% win rate for the rest of the season. We could do with having it sewn up before we play Arsenal and Chelsea though

8 winnable games in the PL coming up. I expect Forest to end the season behind us so we just need to stay ahead of the teams underneath us in the table to finish top 5/CL

Need Southampton to get something out of Chelsea now!

Dubravka's missus having a pop?

Salah is the difference for Liverpool mind. Once he leaves their crown will slip. If he starts the cup final then we are in trouble

*lying

Could have won 6-3 if Wilson put his fucking head up

I stick Dubravka in for the next game mind. Pope looks shaky AF with the ball at his feet