Kid Dynamite

Aye, we've been lucky that our best 6 or 7 players have pretty much played every game this season so far. Got to hope Bruno, Tonali, Isak, Gordon, Hall etc don't get injured.

What today is showing is that whilst our first XI is strong, as will be difficult to upgrade in certain positions, the likes of Almiron, Longstaff, Kelly and Osula can absolutely be upgraded and add quality to the match day squad

I'm struggling to see why we dropped £15m on him atm. His scoring record for his last club was woeful, and he's had 6 months to get up to scratch and still looks out of his depth. I know hindsight is wonderful and all that, but Delap was the same price and the same age and would have been a better option.

Kelly on £150k pw you say!

Good finish

25 seconds to get a Hereford reference in

I'd take Trafford mind. The compilations of him make him look comfortable with the ball at his feet, and he's only 22

Will that be 3 or 4 windows without a signing for the first XI?

We've replaced them with Ruddy and Vlachodimos!

I stopped listening after 30 seconds. "He was a 17 stone ball of muscle, feared and revered in equal measure. He was Viv Graham" Wraith's got a copyright claim in as we speak

You've changed Gemmill

I know this isn't news to anyone on here, but fuck me, in the last 12months twitter and the Daily Mail have gone absolutely bat shit, right wing, Q anon, national explorer level mental. Literally unreadable now bollocks to a level that makes Facebook look well moderated.

Ben nice for Ben Parkinson to get 20mins if we are coasting at the end

Not anymore!

Farage has also said he's having second thoughts around letting Shamima Begum back into the country. It's almost like he's trying to get kicked out of reform on purpose...

He's got 3.5 years left on his deal so he can jump at the opportunity all he wants. If someone doesn't offer silly money then he's going nowhere

He was our cheaper alternative to Guehi apparently

Mel off his tits and Rogan just spouting absolute shite https://x.com/thechiefnerd/status/1877525664040988721?s=46&t=DYmsnEqv3Z6eK81dMboqUQ

Bad craic. Although if you use the 7 stage model, stage 1 is "no dementia" and stage 2 is "mildly forgetful", which probably describes most of us on here

Lee Carsley must be in with a shout too?

We will have no kink shaming around here, thanks!

Sorry to break it to you, but every Doctor in the world will google stuff. You should be reassured that they are checking out the evidence base before making a decision.

Diagnosis - anxious parents We've all been there!

Aye, but Gateshead FC don't own Gateshead stadium. They get permission to play there from Gateshead council, who can kick them out at a years notice

The 95/97 shirt went on sale 30mins ago. The Shearer printed version has sold out in every size at £108 a pop.