Kid Dynamite

He's fluked his way to this final, but given he's got 2 x major finals and 1 x semi final under his belt you can understand the temptation to give him another tournamemt

They need to focus on signing us some players that aren't 3rd choice keeper!

https://x.com/gregorypcordell/status/1811423858781757773 That's taking the piss like 😂

If he'd taken off Kane, Saka and Bellingham, moved Foden to 10, flanked by Gordon and Palmer with Watkins up front, that game would have been dead and buried long before the 91st minute.

Bellingham isn't as good as he thinks and our attacks keep breaking down as a result

You can tell who has played in the County Durham Sunday league on here and who hasn't, mind. Clueless

You can't go in with studs at waist height man

Commentators fucking clueless

If that tackle happens in the centre circle it's a yellow card and a free kick

Dwarfy should be saving that too

Worst opening to a game yet. Trippier all over the shop

He's also a striker, not a RW, so the Miggy comparison is moot

They paid £25mil for him apparently, so it's not clear why they would sell him for the same price when his stock has risen. His market value is probably double that. I'd snap your hand off to have his as Wilson's replacement

Watching Mr Inbetween again on Disney+. Still class

Giving yourself cirrhosis of the liver to treat a benign tremor is an interesting strategy!

Really? Genuinely just assumed it was Quiff or similar Apologies Monique!

The paraphrastic abilities of a dark mind...

I think he said "I could shoot someone and not lose voters" .

Do you reckon Gordon has had a fall out with Southgate? He spent most of the team talk stood on his own tonight. I just can't figure out why else he would get 5-10 minutes when we are chasing games

Is that not a foul? Kicked through the man to get the ball

Great penalties. 5th shite performance in a row

You get a 6th in extra time

Gordon must be so pissed off he missed a Summer on holiday with his family for 2mins game time. Likewise Bowen, Watkins

I'm bored shitless

As expected . 7 man defence and still fucking concede