Kid Dynamite

In that completely made up scenario, it still wouldnt make a difference. As proven by Ramsey, Thiaw, Elanga and Ramsdale all choosing to join this window

So we are pretty much down to Wissa, Larsen or bust?

I grew up wondering how the German public didn't have a massive fucking issue with the Nazi party during WW2/the Holocaust. It's starting to make sense now...

The narcissists narcissist

Just looking at our fixtures. 3 winnable games next, and we aren't actually playing away against a "top 6" team for another 15 games.

He's still injured isn't he?

He was in tears and was miming that something had snapped. Looked to be his groin or quad. Looks like Ramsey is going to get plenty of game time at LCM. Looks like Miley is going to be getting more Champions League games under his belt too. As it stands we don't have a CM on the bench.

Hoijlund off to Napoli on loan with a £40m option. Big call considering Sesko's form since arriving.

Slots taking the piss saying that wasn't a football match. The ball was on the deck for the entire first half and we battered them. They couldn't handle Elanga, Gordon, Barnes, Joelinton and Tonali running at the them. Elanga and Gordon either side of a decent striker is going to terrify defences this season. Probably the 2 quickest players in the league

100th minute man. Always these cunts

The press will be spunking over Liverpool but they've been shite tonight. 4 shots all night. And 45mins against 10 men.

Bramble esque header from Thiaw

Wirtz plays like he cost £15m from Anderlecht

Plug it in

Joelinton and Tonali injured and Gordon banned for 3 games FML

FML

Clear red. Gordon was hyped up and going for the ball though tbf.

I'd take a draw

FFS

A goal would be nice! Carabao cup level performance so far

100%. Everything he's given us was a clear foul. VVD should be booked for moaning about it

Our set piece coach needs his P45 on this showing

Chairman to pull a power move and make Isak sit next to him in the stands?