Kid Dynamite

10mins ffs

We need to get a hold of this game. Son and Maddison are going to increase the pressure on our back line

How the fuck is that not a penalty?

You wonder whether Kelly might have been a better option at CB. Give Botman the FA Cup match

Ange starting the victim complex early today

No way should this be disallowed

Gettin!

Fucks sake. I'm telling you, this is a decent attacking line up. It's not going to be a walkover

It's rife on the private market. I know a shit load of nurses/doctors who do Botox on the side and are now chucking out Ozempic scripts outwith NICE guidance on minimum BMIs. Ive dropped about 16lbs in 4 months through diet and exercise and i'm 42, so it can be done if people could be arsed.

Keeper and Bergvall aside, that's a fairly strong starting XI tbf.

Both can be true. Ozempic has done more to cure obesity in 12 months than any other drug in 120 years. The company who owns it made about £12,000,000,000 profit from that one drug last year.

It's a good point like. The gammons didn't like the European courts meddling in our politics, but are quite happy for a fucking car manufacturer to have a say

They'll probably pull a Boro in the morning https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2008/dec/20/middlesborough-pull-out-with-flu

Flintoff isn't a natural front man mind

He lost the plot a long time ago, but he's gone full Parky in the last 3 months. He's got a "Free Tommy" tweet pinned to his twitter page

Words fail me

Boo hoo, I've got to go to work after 2 weeks off Fuck you all. Some of us have been at work all over Christmas!

I hope not. He's playing better than Pope atm

I hope you meant knockers out!

I see he's also throwing his weight behind getting Tommy Robinson out of prison. Because if you were the richest man on the planet that would be the most pressing matter to turn your attention to, obviously. We could genuinely end up with Farage as PM and little Tommy as foreign secretary at this rate. Part of me wonders whether Musk is trying to engineer his own science fiction cosplay where he starts race wars around the world and then fucks off to a terraformed Mars to restart the human/ayran race.

There are an estimated 433,000,000 guns in America. You're not getting that genie back in the bottle. Terrorist attacks via vehicle ramming are happening all over the world. You will never completely prevent it, but you can minimise it in the most built up areas fairly easily. They've even got barriers outside of St James' https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vehicle-ramming_attacks

A ban on guns wouldn't have stopped this tbf, but surely we've had enough of these types of incidents now to mandate the use of traffic bollards in all city centres when there's a major event on?

Trump releasing a statement about criminals crossing the border and him being right about border issues blah blah blah... before all the facts are known. Turns out someone else owned the truck when it crossed the border 6 weeks ago and the murderer was an US army vet, born and raised in Texas.

You would struggle to spend as much money as Man U have in the last 5 years and end up with a squad this poor on purpose, let alone by accident. This isn't a problem that can be fixed by installing a new manager. It's going to take 3 or 4 years worth of transfer windows to move out the dross and bring in quality.