Kid Dynamite

Not exactly a performance to get you up for a cup final

Wan Bissaka knows he won't go past him as he has no left foot. He's having the easiest night of anyone so far

Nah. He looked awful for England at LB

The ball dies whenever Tino gets it anywhere near their final third. I think I'd prefer Targett. At least he can swing the ball in the box

Coming up on Friday🤘 Booked into the Malmaison after to give our lass the above average night she deserves!

Not particularly. He's been shite every time I've seen him play

Moyes should be in with a shout for manager of the season. Everton were absolutely woeful under Dyche and he's managed to get a tune out of them

Pretty much every result going against us this weekend. Down to 9th. We need a win tomorrow!

Didn't Forest get a 2pt deduction for a £34m PSR overspend? Hindsight's wonderful etc, but I think I'd rather have kept Minteh or Anderson and taken the 2pt hit tbh. There's already a precedent set by the PL if they tried to make an example of us

Still sounds like a massive scam tbh

The biggest mystery is how a relatively rich and successful man can become THE single most insecure man on the planet

The stitching on that looks DHgate tastic tbf

Why the tartan though? Have we got some historic link to Scotland I've forgotten about? At least we've got the trefoil third kit next season!

Thats Quiff

Hatchet job on Rupert Lowe by Farage

Or maybe he's just doubling down

I suspect he's going to backtrack on some shit because his approval rating has tanked this week

I'd love to do Japan. One of the only places left in the world where you can play arcade machines as an adult without being called a paedo

Lifetime ban

It's one of the mams in the bairns football WhatsApp group. The GK can't play next week cos Mams never driven there before

People (women) who don't like driving somewhere they've never been before. If you can drive and you can read a sat nav, what fucking difference does it make if you've been there before or not!?

There wasn't a single fan demanding we turn down £20m for our 4th choice CB Although I'm pretty sure Howe wanted to hang onto him to prevent the very predicament we are in now.

This is just 2 seasons ago all over again. We went out of the CL, League cup and FA cup weeks apart and then our season fell to shit. We've got 2 fit CBs for the rest of the season ffs, and one of them is probably our best available LB

1 shot all night Their keeper has made some absolute worldly saves