Kid Dynamite

I might pay for it just to see the YouTube lad get KTFO

Personally thought the offer was well above his worth. He was never a consistent goal scorer, although he's better than all of our current strikers bar Wilson

Even if they were open there's fuck all decent about the pubs in Sunderland! I had the misfortune of having a works Christmas night out there once. We ended up in someone called "Arizona". It was midnight and there were genuinely people going clubbing in tracksuits and trainers

I don't think you know how this works.... And Bristol may be a decent night out, but better than Newcastle? 🧐

Snap. I googled him. 3 mid table finishes in League One. Moved to Bristol City in the Championship where he did his best to get them relegated in his first season before managing *checks notes* 3 mid table finishes. Then he got sacked. Sounds like a perfect fit tbh

Looks like Cummings might have made 2 trips to Durham after all. And Boris could have been part of the cover up...

Remember when Matt Hancock cried last week because his "Step-Grandfather" died of COVID and he had now been personally touched by the awful effects of this disease? Turns out the bloke he was talking about was (and bear with me) the man who married the woman who used to be married to the man that Hancock's Mother married after divorcing his Dad. I'd be amazed if he's even met the bloke!

I think that's just a trick of the light

Sol Campbell in talks apparently The same Sol Campbell who told this delightful story in his autobiography!

Well it might do...

I mean, it is in a fashion. In another 4 weeks the trucks transporting it are going to be stuck in big fuck off queues at border points. If they don't push it through now then it's going to be twice as hard next year

Anyone ordered off here before? https://classicfootballclubs.com/our-shirts/club I assume they are knock off replicas rather than licensed shirts? They look a lot closer to the originals than the Toffs versions though

Telegraph reckons 10 players have it now. The only club in the league to not put adequate safeguards in place following the first positive test ffs

Apparently the COVID vaccine was created within days of the genome sequence being leaked in January. The last 10months have been the testing period

Apparently the first team squad has to be down to 14 players for the game to be postponed. Although I'd imagine Villa aren't particularly keen to play a team riddled with the Rona. Some of the players on the pitch might have it and not know it yet

You know no one gives a fuck about the club anymore when we have a COVID outbreak threatening the next game and it barely gets a mention on here FWIW the Guardian has just broken rank and insinuated the 4 positive tests are Hayden, Krafth, Lascelles and Carroll. The rest of the tests are due back today

He's already shifted the goalposts on that one. It's not that the ballots were miscounted, they were rigged from the outset and the FBI was involved ...

Joelinton is incapable of putting his laces though a football. He shanked every shot he had tonight off his instep, the fucking £40mil galoot!

https://www.wired.com/story/the-astrazeneca-covid-vaccine-data-isnt-up-to-snuff/

I see the data coming out of the Oxford vaccine trial is looking ropier by the day. Cherry picking results, the 90% figure only tested in under 55s etc

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An actual, verbatim quote from our manager today:

Seen 'Diego Maradona'? Watch it here on All 4: https://www.channel4.com/programmes/diego-maradona?cntsrc=social_share_ios_diego_maradona

Well as a pinball wizard I have to be the best...

Who told you?