Kid Dynamite

One of my (thick) cousins posted this on Facebook today. He also said that if my Nan was still alive she would be disgusted at how much of a snowflake nation we have become. Apparently missing the irony that her disgust wouldn’t last long as she’d probably catch COVID in a shop and die

Fitting that the Tory membership card has MEMBER written on in big letters

Yeah, I guess that’s option 3. PL have agreed Staveley and PIF are a separate entity and whatever SA do now can’t affect the takeover either way

It seems like one of 2 scenarios to me 1- Takeover isn’t happening and SA are throwing their toys out of the pram 2 - Takeover is done, It’s been discussed with the premier league already and the plan is to compensate Bein and SA to pay for their own tv rights

Wycombe, who were 2 places outside the playoffs when the season ended, somehow ended up 3rd with the leagues PPG system and have just been promoted to the championship:”

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-regarding-executive-grant-clemency-roger-stone-jr/ The wording in that reminds me of the Saudi Piracy press release. The USA is now in the same political realm as North Korea, Russia and Saudi Arabia. A dictatorship in other words

Have we been in their box this half?

Honestly, the quicker half this squad fucks off, along with Bruce and Ashley, the better

We are making Watford look good here

Rondon would make such a difference to this team

To offer a bit of balance, I’ve spent 4 months working in a hospital full of COVID patients and sitting in an office full of people not wearing masks, and I’ve still not caught the fucker. Highly unlikely you will catch it bumping into someone in the street or standing next to someone in a shop

Where to? Seems premature

And who, realistically, are we signing to replace Shelvey and Joelinton

He spent £40mil on Joelinton and £20mil on ASM alone

If we get taken over the first 2 players I’d buy would be Ings and Grealish.

This Greenwood is some player mind. He will be starting ahead of Kane next summer at this rate. 18years old and 15 goals in a team that’s been shite most of the season

What will Keys twist about now?

How the fuck is that a penalty for Man Utd? Fernandes nearly broke the defenders leg

Never a foul and Shelvey ducked in the wall the fanny. He’s been lazy as fuck today too

It's like a shit Daily Mail voucher. all the fucking conditions Monday to Wednesday only Soft drinks only Max £10 pp Subject to availability at selected restaurants

These cunts should have been cancelled years ago. 40 year old dads pretending they are 18

Man City’s loss today means Liverpool would have won the league with the 82 points they had pre lockdown

Joelinton should have been off at half time today. He must have it written into his contract that he starts when fit

Joelinton must have completed pass stats of 25% today.

Joelinton is always noticeably the worst player on the pitch for us. Everything slows down or breaks down as soon as he touches the ball. Get Lazaro on for him at half time