Kid Dynamite

They've separated from what I know. I suspect she is moving back home and he wants to follow. He may also have been told Tino is 1st choice RB this season

Very true!

I have to actually work my my wages

No, he's backup for Palmer on the RW currently. Which makes me think they aren't going to let him go on the cheap. They've got Sterling, Kepa, Lukaku, Gallagher, Chilwell, Chaloba and Broja all leaving or left to plug the PSR hole

Top 50 players with the most presses last season

Sunderland selling their best player for the same price we paid for a kid to be our 3rd choice striker

Which is why we haven't signed him. Kulusevski has the next highest presses for a RW iirc

That's Jarrod Bowen.

Why are we debating the merits of a left winger on £325k pw when we already have Gordon and Barnes fighting over that position? I know we could play him out of position on the RW, but we might as well play Barnes or Gordon there if we are going to do that

Daughters. Documentary on Netflix about a scheme in the US prison system where Dads get a chance to have a prom night with their daughters. This prison has stopped all face to face visits and charged families for video calls, so some of the dads haven't seen their daughters for years. Started slow but when it got to the night of the dance I was in absolute pieces.

We have a separate thread for the pending Guehi signing btw

I can't keep up. Ornstein reporting NUFC are interested in their other CB, which suggests it's not us interested in this one. And if this one goes to Palace to replace Anderson, and Leverkusen keep the one we want, then Palace have royally fucked us this window

Matt Targett on more than Anthony Gordon

Lloyd Kelly on more than Isak ffs

Why are Tino's transfer installments so low!!!!

Obviously, if we sign Guehi, I take all of this back

Liverpool's 4th choice CB is a better option than England's starting CB?

Cognitive dissonance aaall ower the shop. He was our best player during the Euros. We need a RCB as a long term replacement for Schar, and Guehi would have been a perfect statement signing ala Bruno and Isak. We've been left with egg on our face and whoever we end up with will know they were second choice. And don't get me started on starting ANOTHER season with the fucking heedless chicken rampaging down the right wing and then turning around and running back in the other direction

That's the Guehi deal off then. What a shite window we've had

I suspect we've spread the remaining 12months we owed on him over the length of his new contract extension. Still doesn't explain the low Tino payments!

With loans for Ashby, Kuol and Harrison, none of which have squad numbers iirc

How is Tino only costing us £3m per season? I thought you could only spread the fee over 5 years of accounting? (And he cost £32m + £8m apparently

Aye, that deal was mental. I can only assume we were £15mil shy of the PSR limit with less than 24hrs to go and that's the only way we could get the Anderson sale agreed with Forest.