Kid Dynamite

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2024/01/03/exclusive-newcastle-look-at-premier-league-director-of-football-as-possible-replacement-for-dan-ashworth/ Apparebtly we are eyeing up Brentford's DOF as Ashworth's replacement. He's a Geordie too. Sounds like Ashworth is as good as gone

Are we literally just making stuff up now?

Whoever pulled together that 2man shortlist needs a pay rise!

Nope, still 11. You skipped game 8

Cross has a very slappable face

No, but lose to Sunderland, Villa and City (and the last 2 are odds on) and he's lost 10 from the last 11. Thats sacking form for a lot of clubs. I also worry that we are 80% owned by a silent majority. Fuck knows what PIF are thinking edit- everyone just said that!

I can't bear the thought of Klopp or Arteta winning the league mind. Hope Spurs, City or Villa keep their form up. Although Villa won't shut up about it for the next 40 years if they win something

It's the old Fergie trick. Klopp moans and gesticulates about every single fucking decision game after game and in the post match interviews, whipping the crowd up as he goes. Referees end up shit scared to make a wrong decision and start giving the 50/50s Liverpools way. The biggest fucking joke is that the PGMOL have released a statement explaining why Joelinton wasn't given a yellow card yesterday. And that wasn't even in the top 5 worst decisions and had zero impact on the outcome of the game. Nowt said about the 2 wrongly awarded penalties

What is it you think a physiotherapist actually does (hint)

9 losses in 13. Villa and City next. Likely to be 11th or 12th by then. Howe worked miracles with the squad last season, but we are carrying a good 10 players who need moving out ASAP

You've said it. If the head physio misses the issue, doesn't make a specialist referral or ask for a scan, and then 2 games later Botman blows his knee out, whose fault is it? It's all conjecture anyway. But Botman clearly isn't happy and then our head physio leaves his post the same day...

Where do you even start with that game? - Some of our defending was woeful - Worst Xg to concede since Xg began - It was noticeable that fewer of our attacks broke down with Almiron on the bench - What is the actual point in VAR? 2 dives 5yds after the ball had gone and both given as penalties. Have the rules of the game been re written to say it's a non-contact sport in the box? We are fucking desperate for a CF, CDM and RW. Minimum

What the actual fuck man. I give up

Honestly man. Livramento and Schar stood still

It's the hope that kills you

GTFI Great finish. Now let's sort our fucking defence out

Awful

Got 97th min winner for Liverpool written all over this

Klopp fucking raging that we've got the cheek to tackle his players

That's not a foul never mind a fucking yellow

There's not a football fan in the country who wants to see goals ruled out for offside due to 2mm between players. The rule was brought in to prevent goal hanging FFS

This is about as fun as expected

It's the physios job to diagnose player injuries and develop treatment plans. Might be 2+2=5?

If Wilson is injured (again) then say a prayer Isak gets through 90mins tonight. Time to get him sold and bring in Solanke or Ferguson