Kid Dynamite

There's an echo in here 😉

Because we have no wiggle room with FFP atm. Bring in £10mil for him and you can buy a £50mil player, spreading the fee over a 5 year contract. He's been class for us, but he's got 2 or 3 seasons left in him at most. We already own his replacement too

FWIW I was told by someone close to him a couple of months back that he might not be here next season. That he'd been caught being naughty and then the burglary hadn't helped matters. Would make sense to cash in if we get a decent offer

But if: - it frees up £100mil to spend (£20mil x 5 seasons) - buys us Onana and Solanke - we have Tino/Krafth to play there - and Tripps only has 2 seasons left at the top then it might make sense. Although a shed load of our chances come through him and we would miss his attacking output

Rumours that he's been playing away, so would make sense that his wife wants a move away from the city. Would be a huge loss though

Diverse crowd 👌🏼

Since Bruce left in November 2011 (12 years ago) they've had 14 permanent managers. 23 if you include caretakers. Thats got to be up there with the worst record in the FL surely?

His parents must be gutted that they put him through boarding school and he ended up with a 2:2 at a poly

Joe is good, but he's not "I want to be paid more than Bruno" level of good

Hendrick, Lewis, Hayden and Fraser next please

I see Henderson has signed for Ajax. The £ signs in his eyes didn't last long and now he's ruined his reputation for good. The Mackem dickhead

Which game was it where Burn filled in at CB and looked like it was the first time he had played football? Was it Brighton? Howe hasn't played him there since

Id have snapped your hand off 6months ago, and we are desperate for incoming cash, but he's probably our 3rd choice CB now and I'm not sure we can afford to let him go without a replacement

Sounds like exactly the sort of bloke I wouldn't be having a deep and meaningful with Wyki!

68 rebels in favour of the Bill Cash amendment. Could scupper the 3rd reading tomorrow. These idiots are destroying their own party over a dead cat policy

Slow day at work?

1.If Notts Forest are fucked then I'd have Morgan Gibbs White off them. 2.Given how how little room for manoeuvre we have with FFP, Tonali costing £60mil and getting banned for a season has been a catastrophic transfer in hindsight

Aye, cos Ashley sold the likes of Sissoko and Cabaye and bought fuck all with the proceeds Villa - Grealish Spurs - Kane City - Palmer/Sterling Liverpool - Coutinho Man Utd - Lukaku These clubs have sold one player and given themselves wriggle room for the next 5 seasons

A change of formation is going to be needed at this rate. We haven't got the CMs available to play 433

£7mil loan fee + wages for 17 PL games is mental tbf. We paid less for Cabaye I don't think the obligation to buy is unreasonable though. We've got ambitions to challenge Man City for the title. They aren't going to do us any favours

Hayden still has 2.5 years left on his contract 🤯 Be interesting to see who (if any) of this lot get an extension

FFS. Trippier's house got done when he was in England duty too. Dirty bastards

I had to double check that stat as I didn't believe it. It's true though. Although; Dummett Alex Murphy Richie Diallo Parkinson Ndiello Wouldn't be anywhere near the team in normal circumstances. Miley and Anderson may well have been loaned out too. Mental to have a dig at us using too many players though when we've had 10 fit senior players some weeks