Kid Dynamite

2 lovely finishes by Longstaff

Miley playing like prime Gerrard here

Clearly just telling him to hurry up with the throw in. Nothing to see here

Gutted

I had an endoscopy once. They gave me Midazolam before which is effectively rohypnol. Awake through the whole thing but had a 20min gap in my memory. Bizarre. My bum hurt a little bit afterwards too 👈🏼

Joselu onto 11 goals for Real Madrid

He's only just 22. Scored 9 goals last season. Exactly the type of young back up we need for the 2 cripples we have up front

"Up to" £4mil loan fee with no obligation. We should have been in for him at that price

Just started watching the woman in the wall. I didn't know much about the Magdalene laundries. Fucking mental that they were still going in the mid 90s.

Do you need home grown players in a Europa league squad? I assume that's why he had his contract extended last year

Joelintons last couple of games need adding in

Yep, you'd get short odds on Liverpool winning the league now that Klopp has announced he's leaving. They're going to get every every decision

Definitely wasn't me

I was at our last England game. Sat in the corporate seats next to Wayne Rooney's younger brother bizarrely

Just realised that once the lease car goes back I'll be over the threshold for child benefit, so losing another £102pcm 🤯

Just need Southgate to stop picking Rashford, Grealish, Sterling and Saka on name/club alone

HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

McCoist was banging on about Schar's second being a tight offside call. Just the 5yds onside

Tino on at LB please

You know how Almiron can't cross on his right foot, and all attacks break down when he cuts back on his left? Why haven't we been playing him on the left so he can put crosses like that in 😂

If he didn't have to play 100mins twice a week he'd probably not get injured as much. Ideally he would come off after 70mins

Cush. Down to 0 fit strikers

There's a few emergency options at CM. Murphy, Ritchie, Dummet, Tino etc