Kid Dynamite

What the actual fuck man. I give up

Honestly man. Livramento and Schar stood still

It's the hope that kills you

GTFI Great finish. Now let's sort our fucking defence out

Awful

Got 97th min winner for Liverpool written all over this

Klopp fucking raging that we've got the cheek to tackle his players

That's not a foul never mind a fucking yellow

There's not a football fan in the country who wants to see goals ruled out for offside due to 2mm between players. The rule was brought in to prevent goal hanging FFS

This is about as fun as expected

It's the physios job to diagnose player injuries and develop treatment plans. Might be 2+2=5?

If Wilson is injured (again) then say a prayer Isak gets through 90mins tonight. Time to get him sold and bring in Solanke or Ferguson

Jesus, I didn't realise how tragic their list of top scorers was. 145 years they've been going, and their all time top goal scorer has fewer goals than Andy Cole managed in 2 seasons

To say they'd be fucked if they sold him is an understatement

If we turn up we will smash them. The biggest worry is we get smashed tonight and doubt starts creeping into the player

The same day Botman revealed his torn knee ligaments were missed by the club for 2 games...

Chris Dobey showing his NUFC supporting roots. 4-0 up in the 1/4 final and about to lose 5-4

Not sure how I've found myself in this row but it's an odd one

No. But neither had Lockyer

Happy New Year. Been on here since the old linuxdriven days. Tragic

Eriksen played again with an ICD

Mad that Saka has just turned 22. Feels like he's been playing for ages. If Southgate ever has the balls to sack off Henderson, Maguire etc, then the likes of Palmer, Rico Lewis, Miley, Saka, Gordon, Bellingham, Harvey Elliot, Livramento, Foden, Rice, Colwill should give us one of the best squads in international football

Window opens tomorrow!

Ricky Gervais new standup is awful. I managed 20mins. Wokeism, babies with AIDS, children wanking off paedophiles. Could have been written by Lee Hurst

Losing to Rotherham who are 24th. The Derby could be the confidence boost we need