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Or just put the camcorder screen right up against the webcam and press record.

You dont use a 10 inch tablet to manage your diary. I use a 23 year old blonde Swiss lass not a fucking tablet. With Apple TV, you can mirror your screen and play everything from music apps, bbc iplayer, videos, itunes match, the lot. Had it for ages. Again, before you wank yourself silly you wont be sitting on your sofa reading whats on the tablet via the TV. When you see it you'll see why.

I dont think the article will remain in view for long, google will downgrade it soon enough.

If thats a statement of intent, i'm logging off now.

Before you wank yourself silly, can i just clarify which of those were the most popular functions on Android? Wireless display is probably still behind as apple tv is excellent and its new, as is multiple users (which sounds good, never been into sharing my devices, Charlotte doesnt bother with the grown up apps just goes for the ones she likes), dont know much about the iphone 5 but the adverts have got some 360 degree photo thing going on, so i guess you mean gesture typing or notifications? You spends thousands of hours (not dollars) backward engineering a competitors product, spruce up the specs, make it better and cheaper and the most popular app is a personal organiser that the device wont be used for? Interesting. I dont know enough about the android app market, i just posted the opinion of an expert who was highlighting the role of the specs. Perhaps google's search algorithms will ensure that article doesnt feature on the first page by the end of the week/day. Its just the Samsung marketing strategy, tech specs are simple messages that the consumer can understand quickly. You either use them to compete or you dont. Samsung does. Given their scandalous behaviour towards online journalists/bloggers, its a message they are successful at pushing.

Did someone from Apple shit in your lunch box at some point? http://news.cnet.com/8301-1035_3-57542228-94/googles-nexus-10-goes-for-the-ipads-jugular/

3 eggs, bacon, sausages, mushrooms, beans, black pudding, tomatoes, spring onion, sesame oil with a dash of soy sauce.

2,3 and 8 are brilliant

If you're stir frying for 3 mins it needs to be a good piece of steak, you don't want stewing steak anyway. Top cuts of Wagyu beef is a feature of most top Asian restaurants.

Is that an invite?

Not as much desperate defending this season.

He's a communist, doesnt understand free markets. Just ignore him.

Thats a cracking point, if the players are not consistent in their behaviour, how can they expect the person judging them? If a player dives one minute, is honest the next and then looks as though he is exaggerating his fall the next then they have no right to expect to be treated consistently. Do unto others and all that but in this sense 'act the way you want to be treated'. If consistency is their issue then they need to sort their own house out first. They are total control of how they are seen on the pitch, the refs have a fucking tough job.

The vacuum understood him though, which explains the meaningful relationship they built up through his adolescence.

Your arguments are based on doing these things in a vacuum, which you have never experienced personally. You dont know any of the things you have just said, you've just made it up with no experience to tell you what happens. "so, i think you'll find, if we did this in a vacuum..." The only vacuum you've been inside is the one you stuck your knob in as a curious teenager.

Re: Unfinished Sympathy, its the Oakenfold remix that you want. Proud owner of original Wild Bunch pressing.

Let no one say he has eyesight problems.

Foul deeds will rise.

So the fact we were winning games wasn't important apart from the fact it was important enough to give us confidence to go on and win games? A convoluted point but i see what you are saying. As you were at pains to point out last year, our first 10 games or so were not against tough opposition. Only Chelsea and Man U have beaten us this season after 15 games. I'm of the view that the dynamics of squad motivation and approach to games has changed and we need to adapt. Yesterday was poor in that respect. That all said, a statistician telling me that being in 4th was not reflective of the form of a team that finishes 5th is a bit disappointing. I don't remember any team being better than us until we got to Man City in November. Our position therefore perfectly reflected our performances and predicted where we would finish.

It's fascinating behaviour, people are morally outraged that they can't use reason to change what he thinks.

You've forgotten the golden rule, winning = players, losing = manager. Tbf, I think Parky has a point about Pardew I just think the dynamics of motivation, expectation and approach to games this season is very different so the manager needs a whole new set of tools. However, deconstructing management into 'he should have a go' is never insightful.

If over the last 9 games just 2 chances that unluckily went wide had gone in, we'd be 4th now. Anyway, what are you trying to say? That those people pointing to our league position were wrong in some way?

We were shite but someone should point out that's exactly the phrase everyone was using 12 months ago.

Anita on bench, Perch starts. Wonga banner flying over stadium.

MS copied the original Macintosh GUIs in the late 80s. When MS released windows 2 in 88, Apple sued them.