ChezGiven

I like the places where they come round with a pint glass for change afterwards. I would always give the lass a wink as i slipped a £2 coin in, as that sort of donation sets you apart in those places.

Meaning indicative of a peevish ill-natured disposition. \o/

I bet you're really beautiful Radgie, you've just been worn down by the bastards on here.

Do you need it kissing better? my dog just did it but thanks for the offer....that will teach me to smoke and type naked Now you're teasing. Hope none else is reading this. now you see ...the G man or wacky or someone will stumble across this in the morning and cast aspersions and post "being sick" faces et al and generally just degrade the whole "intimate" scenario !! I'd be more worried about "Smooth Operator". He is the dodgiest perv i've ever met/come across. There has not been enough love on TT recently btw, needs softening up a bit.

You calling wor lass a dog? Give me 2 days and I'll be round your house to beat you up you little rascal! Reminds me of an ex who once told me that when she was a teenager, she used to put tuna on her fanny and got the cat to lick it off. She was fucking nuts like. I heard your lass was a looker? Thats not a typo before you start. Charva thread, Stockholm VIP club, 6th picture down, platinum blonde. Fitter than your lass?

He's injured for the Carlisle match. Thigh according to chron.

Who else left?

You calling wor lass a dog? Give me 2 days and I'll be round your house to beat you up you little rascal! Reminds me of an ex who once told me that when she was a teenager, she used to put tuna on her fanny and got the cat to lick it off. She was fucking nuts like. I heard your lass was a looker? Thats not a typo before you start.

Nar you don't like. Or Derek Wright, you bellend! You're the one who fucking asked if you did though! Self-deprecation. Chez's card's still marked btw. You call me dapper and thats how i repay you. I've got a bloody nerve tbh.

Ha! Fucking result.

I once had a dream i was getting the best blow-job in the world and when i started to come, i woke up and realised it was the dog licking my cock. [sMO]

Cutting up sections of offshore pipeline insulation in North shields with a bunch of radgees from Seghill. Had black snot for 9 months.

When did you used to go? I used to go on a friday around 90 to 92 regularly, there was always a few dance-offs going on then. Dance-offs. Like on Zoolander? Yep, except not as well dressed Wacky used to get in there around the same time, small lad with a curly ginger mullet, think Seany off Big Brother. He was in a gay break dancing troupe back in the day, used to par-take it these dance offs and then afterwards in bum offs back at gay Gary's place. Think i remember him. Silver hot-pants and a muscle top?

When did you used to go? I used to go on a friday around 90 to 92 regularly, there was always a few dance-offs going on then. Dance-offs. Like on Zoolander? Yep, except not as well dressed Burn outs. Bring your lino. I was more of a body popper like I was more free-style, mixing classic break with rave arms.

When did you used to go? I used to go on a friday around 90 to 92 regularly, there was always a few dance-offs going on then. Dance-offs. Like on Zoolander? Yep, except not as well dressed

All newcastle matches will eventually be available in HD quality via the internet for £20 a game. You heard it here second.

When did you used to go? I used to go on a friday around 90 to 92 regularly, there was always a few dance-offs going on then.

Jon Dahl Tommasson.

I'd pay good money to see that

Catmag and Gemmill

Yes. Hello Gordon. I do not look like that man. Large jaw, dodgy barnet, Ramsey look-a-like. Done.

Is Bradley Branning too obvious?

Yes. Hello Gordon.

If i had a canny set of chebs it might keep me entertained for a day. HTT's only chance of a poke too.

And you wonder why nobody bothers with this forum any more. And your point is??? That you seem happy to close threads for certain individuals (your mates) but are happy to let them run for others, it's easy to put the problem down to not getting enough new posters in yet one look at how clicky this forum is is enough to put anyone off. The football section on this forum is now probably the worst of any Newcastle forum I've come across, full of "inside" jibes rather than anyone talking about football except for retards like T-Keith and 2bias who know fuck all anyway, this place was one of the best forums on the net a few years ago yet it's gone down hill rapidly, apart from Scottish Mag, Gol and Jimbo all of the decent posters post on Newcastle-Online anyway, Dan used to be a decent bloke who's turned into a right miserable bastard and tbh Craig you're not that far behind. Scything summarisation. There's about four decent football posters on Newcastle Online tops. The rest are full of self indulgent pish. T-Monkey is up there as a top poster though. Thats shite stevie and you know it. NO has at least 4 decent non-NUFC posters. Brummie, Speccie and 1878 for a start. Theres even one decent spurs poster. There are a lot of kids on NO but the thing i dont get is why people need a button to ignore posters? Once you know who is who, you just look at the names as you scroll through and stop when you get to someone who talks sense. That way NO has the best football chat out of all the sites as Baggio has said already, all the best posters are on there anyway. I know nothing of the history of this place but if you set somewhere up with the express intention of having good 'craic' then thats what you'll get. Jokes, jibes, insults, insider jokes etc. However, i agree with Gemmill, this place is just suffering a bit more from the close season as the numbers are a bit lower. Be fine by mid-auguest i'm sure. There is of course, the ongoing issue of who is going to be our club captain next year, not much input into that debate on here atm. 10 posts on one of the most historical events in the clubs history when it came off the stockmarket the other day too. Not great.