ChezGiven

Stope being a pussy for a start. If he sits next to your girlfriend on your return, smile, say 'hoy you (laugh) get oot of my seat man!, i wanna sit next to our lass!' Dominate him psychologically by never raising to the bait, treating him firmly but politely and with a smile. You could also discuss it with your lass or you could just get over yourself and enjoy your relationship (which doesnt include him if you hadnt noticed). Sorry for sounding harsh but you need to man up.

Rookie driver comes second by a point and no-hope Rugby team loses world cup final by the hairs breadth judgement of an aussie video ref. Not the most disastrous week for British sport at all. We've had a superb world cup no doubt. The nature of Hamilton's defeat was sad and disappointing but lets be clear, he drives for Mclaren, not England.

The pink triangle is good for a few cheap strippers.

A lass with a Jamaican accent saying "we have aldi best prices" would make a good advert.

Just don't tell the N-O lot I'm here, the Toontastic server probably couldn't handle that many new sign ups. Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash son. The bring back thompers cries when I got banned were a nice ego massage Kings keep court jesters for their own amusement. Lets have a poker thread where you squeal like a bitch about bad beats and your rehabilitation will be complete. It's funny how when I saw you reading the thread and presented the bait, I didn't for one second think that I wouldn't get a bite from you. I voted to keep you. Think you'd already written it when i started reading too. Nice try though. No i hadn't. It was intended specifically for you. Aww shucks

Just don't tell the N-O lot I'm here, the Toontastic server probably couldn't handle that many new sign ups. Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash son. The bring back thompers cries when I got banned were a nice ego massage Kings keep court jesters for their own amusement. Lets have a poker thread where you squeal like a bitch about bad beats and your rehabilitation will be complete. It's funny how when I saw you reading the thread and presented the bait, I didn't for one second think that I wouldn't get a bite from you. I voted to keep you. Think you'd already written it when i started reading too. Nice try though.

Just don't tell the N-O lot I'm here, the Toontastic server probably couldn't handle that many new sign ups. Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash son. The bring back thompers cries when I got banned were a nice ego massage Kings keep court jesters for their own amusement. Lets have a poker thread where you squeal like a bitch about bad beats and your rehabilitation will be complete.

There is something funny about a 'Communications Union' talking cobblers.

Breast reduction surgery, a tummy tuck and hair replacement surgery.

Sleep paralysis, brain awake, body not. Was lying on my side like, can you explain the hallucination bit though? That's what freaked me out the most. Halluncinations are common in people who get it apparently. I've had it and i think Happy Face said he had it too. Some forms are quite extreme and its generally accepted as the explanation for insane yanks thinking they've been abducted by aliens.

Sleep paralysis, brain awake, body not.

The comparison was made more as an argument "which was more acceptable for a bloke to listen to" as opposed to who was the better of the two. Thick cunts.

One can only guess as to what the Fat Renton, the Fat Gemmill and the Fat Fish would contain.

You fit in or you fuck off as far as i can tell. Only fools and wums stick their heads above the parapet.

It's like saying Oasis are better than the Stone Roses ffs! No one is that stupid surely?

Worse than that, i think he actually was saying that Blunt was better than Prince.

Is the offer still open? You cant have too many kidneys.

Good!! what did I do to you? Nice bit of unwarranted abuse. Not unwarranted in the slightest actually Apologies. Fish you fucking stalking creep... It was slightly less disturbing than the night he text me at 2am offering me his kidneys If he can afford £30 for a cleaner he can afford to keep both his kidneys. How much out of interest?

Good!! what did I do to you? Nice bit of unwarranted abuse. Not unwarranted in the slightest actually Apologies. Fish you fucking stalking creep...

Good!! what did I do to you? Nice bit of unwarranted abuse.

Snap. Leave off cath

*gulps*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/5210886.stm

"Tase me, tase me, tase me, tase me baby, till i lost control of my bowels" should be the soundtrack to the vid.

Where do you put the wank mag?