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Its more like using someone else's telephone line tbh. I found out the other day that 'hacking' as a term originates from doing just that, using someone else's phone line. Old school hackers used to hack into other people's phone lines so they didnt have to pay for calls. I presume this was pre-PC.

Every sperm is sacred. Catholics dont believe in blobs, the more devout catholic a country, the more like the birds will do anal. Just before i went to meet this bird in Rome, my mate said Italian birds love it in the arse so if i ended up banging her, be sure to give it a nudge. He was right. Kate is canny fit for the record. You can't cum up their arse though can you or it does some damage or is that pissing up their arse, i can't remember. Anyone? I got some arse to mouth action off her so i cant really say for sure. I'd say pissing up a bird's arse is a bit much, catholic or not. What? She sucked you off after you had it in her stinkhole? May as well have ate her own turd instead! It was maybe a bit tangy but looked clean to me. How low can this thread go? I opened it thinking after misreading Kate for Madeleine. In my eyes, it was lower at the beginning and at least your arse-to-mouth action wasn't with a kid (presumably). Thanks for the vote of confidence, she was early 20s and had the lovely name of Chiara. Utter filth bucket too. Apart from the distance the one thing that put me off was that she had a funny aroma. Her minge was fine but it was just a general odour, it wasnt that unpleasant, just a bit unusual. Doing her up the shitter and never seeing her again was the gallant thing to do.

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Every sperm is sacred. Catholics dont believe in blobs, the more devout catholic a country, the more like the birds will do anal. Just before i went to meet this bird in Rome, my mate said Italian birds love it in the arse so if i ended up banging her, be sure to give it a nudge. He was right. Kate is canny fit for the record. You can't cum up their arse though can you or it does some damage or is that pissing up their arse, i can't remember. Anyone? I got some arse to mouth action off her so i cant really say for sure. I'd say pissing up a bird's arse is a bit much, catholic or not. What? She sucked you off after you had it in her stinkhole? May as well have ate her own turd instead! It was maybe a bit tangy but looked clean to me. How low can this thread go?

Every sperm is sacred. Catholics dont believe in blobs, the more devout catholic a country, the more like the birds will do anal. Just before i went to meet this bird in Rome, my mate said Italian birds love it in the arse so if i ended up banging her, be sure to give it a nudge. He was right. Kate is canny fit for the record. You can't cum up their arse though can you or it does some damage or is that pissing up their arse, i can't remember. Anyone? I got some arse to mouth action off her so i cant really say for sure. I'd say pissing up a bird's arse is a bit much, catholic or not.

Every sperm is sacred. Catholics dont believe in blobs, the more devout catholic a country, the more likely the birds will do anal. Just before i went to meet this bird in Rome, my mate said Italian birds love it in the arse so if i ended up banging her, be sure to give it a nudge. He was right. Kate is canny fit for the record.

That lump he was up against had quite a good game to be fair to Shola.

Big Sam has a column in Zoo?

Never go out in central london, its shite. Take your pick from North, south, east and west, far more interesting.

he's not a bad reserve striker but he's been consistently poor for us in midfield and shouldn't play there again unless the squad is stretched. i'm more than a little concerend that sam seems to think he's a right winger. He shouldnt be played in the midfield, he should be played up front or on the bench. agree with that like. but it seems he's our vice captain now. i was scratching my head a bit last night when sam took off geremi instead of smith and then gave smith the armband...! It was a nonsense substitution and i dont understand why he didnt give the armband to Butt, at least he leads by good example rather than bad example. I was quite excited about Smith coming at first, especially after the pre-season game but he his devoid of pace and thats a concern in the prem. He can play as a striker in and around the box and that should be where he is used. Be good to see how Faye plays in midfield when Barton is back but at the moment, all our problems look like being in that area.

Howay SMO get her compromised and blackmail her knickers off.

he's not a bad reserve striker but he's been consistently poor for us in midfield and shouldn't play there again unless the squad is stretched. i'm more than a little concerend that sam seems to think he's a right winger. He shouldnt be played in the midfield, he should be played up front or on the bench.

Thought Faye did very well when he came on, nothing spectacular but retained possession under pressure and kept the ball moving about. Also, was quite mobile and looked to be picking out space to run into. Generally, we were a load of old cock though.

Thats why businesses diversify, to protect themselves from unforseen changes like digital downloading. He used to own Volume records in town didnt he? One of his first shops or something.

Happy Birthday Derek, 33 today eh? * toasts with expensive single malt.

The 17% redcution in MI in non-smokers due to the ban is what we call in the business, a load of shite. There may well be a reduced rate of MI in the 9 hospitals but to attribute that to the ban is the worse piece of politics in medical science i think i have ever seen. We had to recruit 20,000 patients to detect a similar reduction in reinfarction in one MI trial i worked on. This study involved 2000 people didnt it? Not all the MI population either. As i said, load of shite. The reason it isnt in the public domain is because its going to be presented in a conference.

Unlike smokers, this debate will never die.

Ages ago. You owe me a fucking fortune! True

Since when did we have to pay for a quick glance at your bosoms? Happy Birthday Mancy!

Keith Lard is your man.

Its 'healthy life expectancy' so actual predicted survival is probably closer. Medical advances tend to keep unhealthy people alive.

So he flicked the v's with the hand he was holding the Lambrini in and thats how it fell out of his hand? People like that should be put down.

I have mountains of sugar in my expresso and always feel a bit pikey when i use three sachets of sugar in a coffee shop. Two sachets arent enough though. Tea can be too sweet so that is 2 max.

This is actually the best bit. Bluf and Janitor of NO got lost on the way out and ended up outside an office where a boss was working. He kicked them out and because they were so drunk and clueless, it raised his suspicions so he went to check the CCTV. Cue Papa Laz doing Singing in the Rain with his cock out soiling Network Rail literature in the downstaris corridor. Andrew had to go up to the office, watch the footage and take a bollocking off the bloke. He then calls me and describes the culprit as 'the slightly greying older one in the metaller t-shirt'.