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What if we draw Athleti in the champions league next Thursday? 😬

He is spot on but am not sure if it’s a good idea to be saying stuff like this to supporters on social media. Unless he’s doing a Joey Barton and trying to create grievance as an excuse to leave the club for Real Madrid in January

I think the phrase I should be looking for is “hiding in plain sight” but no, it’s all out there, all of it

Thought I’d watch this but I’ve instead a. Avoided going on a call out to fix a broken chiller in FUCKING BRISTOL 2.5 BASTARD HOURS AWAY WTF DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME SORT OF MONKEYS FIST STYLE TRUCKER DUDE?? 😡 (this is a brief summary of what I said, I’ve got to go to a planned meeting in Bristol at our head office tomorrow. I think I may be invited into the contract manager’s office for a “meeting without coffee”) b. Strimmed the garden 🪴 I really don’t think the women’s game is for me. I’m just not fuckin interested in it. It’s got a reasonable skill level and the players are obviously well coached but I just can’t get into it. I think it’s the over hyping of the whole thing by the media. Sports media as a whole is pissing me off . There should be a fuckin cull in that too. Anyway, they got beat so the earnest equivalency botherers will STFU after a few days thank fuck

You’d think we’d lost the cup final v Solihull fuckin Moors judging by the way some are carrying on. I’ve had to block one NUFC “criticiser” (there’s no way you could describe this individual as a supporter ) already this morning. People can’t seem to enjoy things unless they’re pulling them apart. Because of Elon’s algorithm changes am being constantly bombarded with all this bullshit negativity. So they’re all being culled before the team get annihilated for a creditable draw in Madrid in a couple of months time

Ooh ya wee hussy

CT’s a fuckin pervert

There used to be a Canuck come on here I thought it was you Am not sure if that deserves an apology or not . I’ll sleep on it

Am not going balls deep here but isn’t toontl a maple syrup merchant? Represented by a leaf? Likes HAWKEEY?? 😀

Pep has deployed a plan i think. He knows what we do and closed it down everywhere. They’ve not created much but their goal was a fuckin joy. Foden in that wee pocket and the finish 👍 Think am getting soft in my old age 😆

He should be jailed for assaulting a member of the Scotland national football team squad

Well I didn’t envisage this on a round the harbour cruise on a rainy Friday night

I’ll tell you another thing, that over hyped donkey botherer Rodri was played off the fuckin park by the world class footballing talent that is Billy Gilmour at Hampden Park earlier this year

You mean a midfielder?

Tonali has played 1 game in the premier league Jeff Hendrick has played 149 games in the premier league Endo might be hopeless but it’s unlikely to be due to his premier league experience or lack of it

Footballers are on fixed term contracts so getting rid isn’t that tricky. To Man Utd it’s the thought of their “asset” going somewhere else for noting that is the thing. That and roll neck wrong un actually wanting him back in the squad, obvs . Morality and men who run football are strangers

Professional Yorkshireman to an extent that Wykiki couldn’t hold a light to. The ferret fancier’s ferret fancier. Check out him, Connolly and trade union activist Jimmy Reid all sat there on his couch on some random Saturday night in the 70s, all three of the fuckers flirting heavily with Hollywood legend Lauren Bacall and all four of them fuckin loving it

If you get tugged you’re better off going back to the pub if you’ve got someone else’s ticket but aye, am not sure this is for me anymore. Hoping we win the league and champions league this season so I can at least walk away happy…

May still get one…window shuts two weeks tomorrow…. same day as champions league draw

Been looking for when the last time we beat them at their place, not entirely sure this was it but does anyone else remember George Weah playing for Man City because I sure as fuck don’t https://www.11v11.com/matches/manchester-city-v-newcastle-united-30-september-2000-1735/

You also dragged xG into it, not sure why…

Not according to the leader of the TT fanny faction. He says we should’ve scored 8 🤷🏻‍♂️