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Familiar name pops up at the Valley, mackems strangely reflective on this…

He’s fuming at the perceived drop in status. Looks like he’s getting the banks to look at their risk assessment criteria etc though and it does look like Nat West have been cunts to ordinary punters. But he’s still not getting his Coutts account back

When’s Stokes declaring?

I know…to make up for it why not tell us all about l’il Harv’s Xg ? 😀

So I (now) see I only did it for you (and Dave, obvs)

STATS DONT LIE EWERK 😡

Really like this stat bomb, mostly because it’s relevant and to the point and doesn’t mention Xg, which is a mixture of just counting and imagination

Anyone give a fuck if Farage gets to bank with the posh fuckers? No me neither but there’s a woman here who calmly states a few facts to him on this issue and he somewhat loses his shit

Pancrate Crate Movers? 🤔

@LongTimeAdmirer I saw that post you deleted. If he digs his heels in he’ll be training with the U23s till he sees sense and fucks off. If a fee is agreed for a player it’s a pretty strong indicator that the player is no longer required . That sort of comprehension is probably a bit subliminal for someone such as yourself but it’s normal in football 👍😀

At your service ☺️

Haven’t you got pics of young adults with speech impediments/mild undiagnosed autism to be pouring over?

All south coast mags* were in attendance bar me… saving my holidays for the champions league I’d also visited Ibrox more than once as a callow youth so didn’t need to “chalk it off” as it were. I was present on this evening when our future manager was playing…was keen to see European Football (couldn’t see it happening at SJP in 87 ) Steaua were miles ahead in spite of this err “ intervention “ *we have a new member, his name is literally Johnny English

Just wait a cotton picking minute here people, the sage has already spoken on this issue…surprised this hasn’t been posted yet…

Hmmmm….wonder who? 🤔

Not a bad game for a friendly, some heeder from Ashby for the winner

Has Gordon had a day off?

“Hi Alan, we’ve agreed a fee of 40 mill with Al-Allahabad Athletic for you , you’re free to speak to them” “I want to stay!” “Alan, we’ve agreed a fee of 40 mill with Al-Allahabad Athletic for you, you’re free to speak to them”

Dunno but NUFC Twitter losing its shit because ASM hasn’t travelled and is therefore en route to Jeddah to witness the latest beheadings or something

Has anyone seen the match day squad? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fairly convinced that the only reason we’ve sold out an 8k away end on a school night is because it’s not actually a school night for actual school children

That’s a new one on me Dave , very apt though