PaddockLad

Can I interest anyone in my sausage case?

Celtic v Lazio tonight

He knows it’s not happening, this is just a massive power play…..just wait till a shite VAR call goes in LFCs favour, he’ll look an even bigger bell end than he does now

Toploader appear to be Tories, but the signs were always there, the fuckin cunts

Oops

Well… this is nice..

It’s about the history of the UK from the union of the crowns in 1603, it’s excellent 👌

When he does a book tour the poor fucker has to take a bodyguard with him….for telling the truth 😒

Am watching the latest anti English treatise from “Gatesheed” Davey Olusoga and feeling very “Sir Walter” Scottish indeed this evening

Also Radio Corporation of America ie the leads from your amp to the decks ya fuckin bam

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I think Fox was criticising her Italian rival for just getting her whammers out all the time 🤷🏻‍♂️

Seem to remember her and Sam Fox having beef (curtains, obvs)

A: “Ooh you lot are funnier than NO!!” B: ”Please stop taking the piss out of me” If you’re reading this Taco Bell-end can you please explain how you went from A to B in a few hours

Well, that all went swimmingly That’s definitely the second time thats happened. The other time was years ago can’t remember where they’d come from but they were on for 2/3 days, there was some mild-normal level flirting with the female members who’d appeared then they all disappeared en masse because we were “too cliquey” This is next level though, well done everyone involved 🤣🤣🤣

Purchased

I think they’ve all gone already

I think they’ve rapidly set up a WhatsApp group after your err “welcome” post

Fuckin hell wait till he sees this lot

Hi I’m Rob and I was once smuggled into France in the boot of a maroon Vauxhall Vectra on Le Shuttle to attend a NUFC pre season friendly in the Rotterdam suburbs. This was because I woke up the day of the game after about three hours sleep and I couldn’t find my passport. Did I mention I also have a strong aversion to badge kissers? Anyway, welcome