PaddockLad

Theyre a one off, theres never been anyone like them.... the lad with the beard is class, I could do his job

Hence #can singular

#can @Monkeys Fist 🤪

Just pleased Dave’s married now….can’t help thinking he’d have been better writing to the problem pages of Just 17 or the Daily Mail or something

@spongebob toonpants did you go to Sleaford Mods in the end mate?...We saw them last night at the Death Star apparently The Prinwtorks at Surrey Keys in London.... I hadn't put 2 & 2 together till we were walking up to the gates.. turns out its Murdoch's old printing plant at Whapping, built to smash the power of thr print unions of Fleet Street in the 80s, scene of huge riots with the police as unions picketed to stop the scab labour being bussed in..Great place for a gig but think it would be better for club nights etc

Had a dig at Rayner earlier in the week, not a massive fan of Phillips either but she handed the seemingly rehabilitated Hancock his fuckin arse on a plate last night

Not this fuckin shit again

Probably going to need 7 wins to get 35 points. Obviously 3 points v Burnley on Saturday is a must....can we nick a win at free falling Everton?..perhaps @ home v Southampton Jan 2? Jammy draw v Leicester?...that's 10 points before FA cup 3rd round day

Watched the game and went straight to bed last night...was up at 4am to attend a job over an hours drive from home at 6am...nobody has turned up to let us in though, been sat here over 90mins.... which sort of explains coming across this

They won their 14th v us at Pride Park...think we were the only side they beat that season...Allardyce set us up for a draw, Kenny Miller scored a belter for them... we drew with them at home too...

Oh please stay, I’ll miss your quick wit and sparkling repartee

1 . You're going to have to have a fuckin better reason than that to annhilate the current Mrs PL's home town chum 😡 2. Sounds like I might know your mate

This is fine...

In view of this I think I'm going to review my membership tbh 😒

Lammy is fuckin dreadful. He's the BAME Rayner

TOT? Wtf?

Allena Khan not getting the health gig seems daft to me like

If its accurate and the ex Chelsea fellah is ready to go for January they need fuckin shooting

Aw sorry to hear Sammy 😢

You're not allowed in the prem without a ground with undersoil heating. Someone's gone up the pub without switching it on or just forgot

Not on the bench today...injured? Have to say it's not looking good...if Leeds beat Brighton tonight we're 8 from safety...if it stays like that till January then it's tricky to work out what sort of players we'll get. It's pretty inconceivable that anyone who would make a big difference would want to join, definitely not permanently that's for sure. Then in every single game without exception we're playing catch up, with that thought in the players' minds every time they cross the white line...then you've got the entire English football public and the media who lead them willing us to go down....as I say, it's not looking good. Difficult to see three worse teams as things stand...

Sneaking on in the middle of the night when there's only mild mannered colonials , dopey insomniacs & piss heads (YES THATS YOU @Rayvin )on here... ..even if the miscreant is in another timezone himself, its the mark of an utter fuckin coward....