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So that's Delap and Pedro they've conceivably done us for in just one month... Think an admin might as well close the "Gazumped y'fuckas!!" thread. Sorry @Howmanheyman but it's for the best.. Had to meet (suffer?) some of the now semi permanent Mrs PL's work colleagues last night. There was a kid there called Kelvin who is a 27 year old Nigerian Arsenal supporter. I told him beware Chelsea for the title next season and he laughed in my face. I also told him that Arteta was too mentally weak to win a league title. That fuckin shut him up

Chelsea being heavily linked with Pedro this afternoon. Social media have collectively convinced themselves this means he's off to the bridge.Can't help thinking that may be correct as they can offer wages we can't compete with but am willing to wait till Tuesday and the turn of the PSR reporting period before I allow self pity to chew me up and spit me out... think Trafford will almost certainly be announced next week...

A police sergeant familiar with Ferguson's legal history saw it on the TV and made a complaint ... this is an example of why I no longer live in Scotland

Fuckin hell man, Sheffield Wednesday.. what an absolute fuckin cunt Chsnsiri is 😞 https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/jun/28/sheffield-wednesday-financial-crisis-football-championship-dejphon-chansiri?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

I think the players targeted are open to signing. All the young cheap foreign talent we've targeted in the last couple of years have turned us down eg Etikike and Kushanov. Include Tosin in that although that is slightly different for a couple of reasons. I think he's going for the players he thinks he can get ..

Bids weren't publicly being turned down via David Ornstein mate. That conspicuously wasn't happening..

Is that actually signing a player? Current status of Hot Mitch Summer:

Is all this "Newcastle have had a 25 billion rupee bid for Egil Stardust turned down by the player's current club Ulaan Bator Bastards" a direct symptom/consequence of the departure of Staveley and her sub? It sure as fuck feels like it. This isn't a plea for their return. But it wasn't fuckin like this under them. Maybe it's the prospective selling clubs and the players' no doubt cunty agents being well, cunts but the difference is night and day

Here, you can have this daddio... It's a smash!

THERES NO TRANSFERS TO TALK ABOUT WTF DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT???!! 😫😫😫😫

Steve Carney. Quietly fuckin nails 👊

Aphrodite's Child.. I imagine the middle aged Toonpack loved these https://youtu.be/3KCbqhJt16k?si=AWsL4QN00GOdI60u

This may be related

If the sauce for this is passata based with basil (ie Italian) then I think we're being used (yet again) to flush out a bid from another club....

This is Trump's real entry to the big league. I genuinely think this emboldens him and he'll soon land troops on Greenland. Iraq will incur a refugee crisis upon its neighbours and Western Europe the likes of which we'll have never seen before... don't have kids but I feel very sorry for all yours ..

Think you're right tbh but I think the whole thing is a symptom of Howe seeing off another TD. There again, Mitchell has been here for a month working his notice so am now thinking has an agreed list of transfers ever existed for this window? Who decided we'd wait till this Monday when Villa will apparently sell the likes of Jacob Ramsey to us?? (🤷‍♂️) Howe's "speed" comments must have been aimed squarely at Mitchell. So looking at all that are we still working to a plan laid out by someone who is leaving the business next week?.. we haven't had "speed".. if Eddie had the clout we were thinking he had after the champions league qualification why didn't he tell Eales to put Mitchell on gardening leave for a month and sign a NDA? It's too early to judge obviously but looking at the current situation this is a fuckin dogs dinner and all these fuckers including Howe share a portion of the blame. Did Mitchell come in and immediately see the gig as a power struggle between him and Howe? If he did that's fuckin idiotic. If Howe has gone out of his way to object to things Mitchell has suggested then he's a prick too. Eales seems to be clocking in and taking the money for little in the way of leadership. Weve had our best season in six decades in spite of all this...it really shouldn't be as chaotic as this though...

Holy Holy...Producer of a gazillion Bowie albums Tony Visconti on bass, Glen Gregory of Heaven 17 on vocals, tambourine girl is Visconti's daughter who's mother is Mary Hopkin and Woody on drums... it was fuckin amazing, I nearly cried when they played this (it sounded a lot better 😆)

Close...

This was a fortnight ago...anyone want to have a guess as to who this drummer is? 😁

Well yes but no... he was literally the only thing between man utd and relegation... He'd be a good replacement for Longy in the squad...