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I saw the cunt … when he was skidding into the rear section of my car😆… he was going too fast and he hadn’t seen me creep out… anyway, am not taking lessons from Ford drivers on a fucking thing 😀🖕🏼

Tbf, ref correctly gave a yellow then @sammynb’s mate Jarrod Gillette told him to look again…

They were 40+ yards from goal and they were basically level when the foul was committed… I’d be fucking fuming if it was given against us…

Didn’t see much of it tbh, see car thread…

Saliba sent off for Arsenal for “denying a goal scoring opportunity”… at the edge of the centre circle…. 😏

Yeah… police were nearby as someone had been run over and there were road closures, this is why there was queueing traffic.. then whilst we’re waiting for ambulance (kid is ok thank fuck) another motorcycle goes into the back of a car further down the road towards the road closure 😞

Am 55 on Friday and today is the first time I’ve been involved in a traffic accident of any kind… a kid kit me on his motorcycle at about 20 mph as I was creeping across the middle of the road turning right… he’d come up on the right hand side of a stationary queue of traffic…

Sorry to hear about your mate @Monkeys Fist If I was to say generally most on here were born between the mid 60s and the mid 80s the predominant voices in society we heard were from 4 tv channels and half a dozen tabloids. Maybe your favourite bands had influence. The proliferation of bad actors enabled by THE FUCKING INTERNET nowadays has completely changed how a huge amount of people understand the world and how it works. Propagandists are now beamed straight into our homes whereas before you had to physically leave to house to buy Rupert fuckin Murdoch’s bullshit. That’s why everyone’s parents think Farage has a point if you as me

Some parts of that are accurate.. I’ll let you guess which.. After his abysmal spell in the NE he returned to Bournemouth and ended up in local non league…having apparently no discernible talent he ended up driving a van delivering car parts, a job recently vacated by my mate who I played Sunday football with. Some of his old work colleagues asked if he fancied a 5 a side v them and I was drafted in… I knew WF was going to be there and the cunt only turned up in an actual WBA tracksuit, the fuckin smug wanker So I decided I was going to leave my mark on him as I was almost a decade younger than him…that would’ve been easy if he hadn’t proved be be as elusive as Steve Bruce’s tactical brain… couldn’t get near the fucker, and he barley moved from about a 8 yard radius of the the centre circle, even when we broke on them… so it was obvious what I was up to and when I got close on one of their other players he swung an elbow and caught me, as we used to say “square in the fuckin puss”… I then decided that discretion would be a better tactic for myself as one of my teammates grabbed the fucker by the scruff of the neck

Names?…

This doesn’t look good…one of the biggest non league clubs in Britain…

Yes, I meant Chris Needham

Yeah but they’re colonials…wallaby husbandry and mullet care are further up the curriculum than basic French

From this playlist… you’re all welcome

Am properly going to have to check Al Needham out… I take it was supposed to be a spoof sort of thing? Anyway… this morning you can have this..I’ve just driven into Weymouth listening to it and I was so distracted I nearly crashed the van

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I can’t believe a literal pensioner who drives a fuckin FORD KUGA is saying this Next time am passing your Lauderdale retirement trailer park am swinging in for a burn up, then we’re going to the Golden Bannock for a gallon of beer as an apéritif…..then we’ll see the doddery cunt is ya cunt 🫵😆

Where does my 2.0 GLA rank on the old Gemommeter automobile scale? (Petrol for a nice 6 seconds 0-60 ☺️)

I think this is a lot to do with it… the FA have looked at the talent available at the moment and can’t seriously see Carsley in charge of Jude Bellingham and Angel Gomes in spite of his success with the U21s. The alternative was Lampard or Gerrard who’d get respect in the changing room but have been shown to be fuckin useless. Once they’ve been ruled out it was a simple decision. They might as well shut that St George’s gaff down. The clubs produce the players but can’t produce the coaches. Because there’s huge money on offer to foreign coaches in the PL who have proved themselves to be canny operators on the continent. Are Brentford going to appoint Mark Robins or Michael Carrick if Franck was to go to Man Utd? There’s your problem. The FA have done what the clubs do, get the best man for the job with the (in this case considerable) money on offer

So he’s a distinctly worse coach than Gareth Southgate?…

Tuchel: done deal https://www.thetimes.com/article/a9a95a24-cf72-40dd-bff0-31f94fbdf449?shareToken=c1e8bac838b563a87ea6ad3402f982fe