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Dave Kidd of the Mirror is always worth a read....nails Poyet here http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-sunderland-must-stop-blaming-5173287

Who's up for a meet and greet with Leazes Mag and his muckers the day of the Villa game?.... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-pegida-demonstration-should-banned-8634605

Mbiwa wanted to leave the club. He wasn't happy.

Mike Ashley might want something stronger than lager … http://gu.com/p/45z24 Is this cunt actually in trouble?....

On a massively more serious note there were three hammers fans killed on the way to their game at west brom yesterday rest in peace folks.

Cunt looked like he'd been overvdoing the sunbeds....looked more like George Berry of Wolves

Whilst walking along out local high street in Parkstone around midday yesterday I spied a "nicely tanned" grey haired gent of middle age, wearing, of all things in mid February, a pair of black sports shorts emerging from an exceedingly camp looking white mercedes SLK. He turned along the pavement and headed towards the door of the local branch of popular keys and cobblers franchaise Timpsons. As I drew level with our subject I could tell that something was amiss; the aforementioned premises had all the looks of a thriving business with lights on and displays out but the door was locked shut from the inside with no one visible inside to assist. I could tell from my close quarters vantage point this was causing, to say the very least,a fair amount of consternation for our boy, to the extent that I could clearly see him violently hammering both fists against the glass door of the establishment whilst uttering dark curses in an as yet unidentified yet guttural dialect. Imagine my surprise and delight when I took a last glance at this scene of wanton suburban degenration and realised the perpurtrator of this heinous assault was none other than ex scouse tashed-up euro king/failed bully boy manager of this parish Greame Souness

Well he's not as clever as he thinks he is if he couldn't work out the likely end result of publicly criticising his employer. He was told to rap it and continued twisting on. Barton loved the money he was on more than he loved us. When he could see it coming to an end he fucked off.

Has he done that anywhere else?....tbf he had a point but why then? Why at that point to go out of your way to effectively get sacked? If he was as much a man of the people as he tries to portray he'd have difficulty accepting everything that goes with being a professional footballers especially the money. He got himself sacked because he wanted more money iyam but wanted to keep his self cultivated image and reputation among us lot intact. It was well publicised that all of Allardyce s signings were being offered much lower contracts than what they'd originally been on.

No amount of fake posturing redeems him to me. He's a fuckin fraud iyam. He engineered his exit himself a few months after the 4-4 then runs around the SOS last night as if he's one of us? Hes pulled the wool over a lot of eyes seemingly.

I've never been more angry with any Newcastle player than I was when Barton got sent off at Anfield a month before we were relegated, took Alonso out two footed on Alonsos own goal line. Hed had a year our with prison and injuries then comes into the side, actually improves us, then does that and is suspended for the last three games of the season. Then opens a Twitter account to engineer a move out of the club. In a game full of chancers, bullshitters,gobshites and amoral self centered cunts in general he truly is undisputedly the biggest fucknut out there.

Allardyce wound him up a treat. Fuckin embarrassing iyam.

It's a must win purely for pride. Palace 5/4 we're 19/10 so a likely draw iyam, although I've got an image of Jonas coming off the bench to score the winner and 2000 mags joining him on the pitch to celebrate

Just seen Van Gaal lecturing the journos yesterday.....old hippo heed has done him up like a kipper

Laudrup to QPR....

fuckin malingerer

Top level football clubs in England now only exist as a middle men between media organisations and a very,very select band of talented(?) young men. I think when we complain about what's going on at NUFC we're in essence complaining about the game in general. The amounts are mind boggling and 98% of it will go straight to the players and their agents whilst school school fields are sold for housing and park sides get changed in sheds.

Was it was that game or the season before where Quinny smashed his leg up against the post trying to score?....dont think he properly recovered from it before KK sold him tbh...

Dubrovnik. Provence, Copenhagen .....Ljubljana is worth a look too...

@Gemmil looks like a planned uprising mate go careful.... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/robot-vacuum-cleaner-attacks-woman-5131272

Tbf Stevie trounces ewerk in the "number of selfies taken" category too

Crouch, posessing a half decent footballing brain, pulls on to the fullback, standard stuff which Collo should have read and reacted to. Fuck knows where he started from to be able to move into the net to try to clear it when Crouch is quite clearly the danger man in that situation. When the lad is shaping to cross I may have been looking to see where a 6ft 7" centre forward was.

47763 there yesterday. That'll be partly due to a sky game on a Sunday but still...is the worm turning?...

Last two questions are a bit strange......what is the title of the dissertation?.,,.

Pearson sacked at Leicester Keegan hot favourite to take over