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Does he mention the state is failing in large part because of him and his Brexit bullshit? No? Well, knock me down with a side of gammon.
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Totally worth it.
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He probably realised they didn’t have any Penguin’s left.
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He reminds me of Edward from Royston Vasey.
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It could only a foot thick, but 300ftx1ft hitting Jimbo’s telly at 17,000mph+ is going to fuck up his leisure time for a bit.
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How have you got to your age without realising that no one gives a fuck about the Oirish, except the Oirish Septics? Disappointing mate, I’d be feeling a bit embarrassed for you… … if I gave a fuck.
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You’ve got to have a little nibble with the WUM man, where’s the fun in being grown-up. Also, he’s 40 this year, so lick me immature baaalllz
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Who’s this cunt?
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Nah, NASA- it’ll be on @Jimbo’s telly
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Is that a confession?
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Back level again the stinkfest.
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Well, that’s Christmas dinner 2032 fucked… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go
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Imagine the stench that hits the players when they walk out on the pitch at that match.
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Was just about to say that.
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HMHMyp
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Here man, these gay mugs won’t print themselves. Get cracking, tubs!
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What was the horse tranquilliser the Covidiots were all necking? Just dish some of that out again, it’ll sort the wheat from the chaff. edit: Ivermectin!
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He’s positively regal when he’s dropping assists like they’re going out of fashion.
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They don’t have any other option, they’re chasing a two goal deficit.
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Set the away team changing room thermostat a few degrees below ideal pre-match. Make them have to ask to change it. Once the game is underway, set it a few degree above optimum, so they’re coming into a hot dressing room at halftime. Also, send the subs up the pitch towards the Leazes to warm up, so that they’re passing through the away technical area. Start them warming up from about 15 minutes after KO, then do it every 5 minutes. Arteta will be a gibbering fucking wreck
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Aye, WUMs can’t take being WUMMED. Anyway, enough about that prick, I’m feeling pretty confident about this game tbh. On the pitch, if our lads turn up and put in 100%, I just can’t see us relinquishing a two goal advantage. Question is, can our lads up their game for this- abso-fucking-lutely they can. One of the things many of us have commented on is how well we play against the “big boys”. We gave these cunts a lesson at their place, we can do it again. Our lot at 100% means a stingy defence and goals, the two things the Goons don’t want. They have to attack us, which plays in to our hands. Psychologically, Howe and Tindall have Legoheed so far in their pockets he can smell their sweaty nutsacks. He’s got nothing as far as mind-games go that can get to us, in fact I’d say his most likely approach, should he try, is to be critical of our “time-wasting”, which we’ll just weaponise against him. I fully expect to see Tindall give a prime canine display in the technical area We’re at home, our crowd is an enormous factor in our favour, so many players have commented how they love/hate coming here because of the sheer noise we create. So long as we turn up, this game is ours.
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It’s fine for Energy Vampires
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Different club, but I would fucking piss myself laughing if it turned out after they bought him that Kelly had a massive gambling habit.…
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Poor Melanie…