Monkeys Fist

Hope so. Hitler lost and blew his own brains out in a hole in the ground.

You’re applying logic and reason to a mackem.

Indeed. Why would anyone visit Rwanda?

https://twitter.com/magpiemediax/status/1876751956217414011?s=46&t=w4r-LqU0SUcmGlTte5DwxQ

Young Ms. Fist got on a new metro train at Benton this morning on her way to college. Broke down at South Gosforth.

Tbf to Wykiki, if you’re not used to the Geordie accent it can sound like a forrin language… (… wykiki, I’m throwing you a lifeline here mate )

I haven’t got a clue what you’re saying here, blud.

Tbf, that’s probably in case the FIL nips round for a quick shite.

The lad with the mic seems way too calm and reasonable to be an Arsenal fan. His mate though.…

LTA, struggling to scrape the bottom of the barrel in every post Time to pack it in Ibrahim… hembarrassing.

8-0 to Dazzler

Leave one with a note for Arteta, alongside one of these “ Olà Mike! Chill, dude…” with a bottle of Portuguese* piss from Aldi. *yes, I know, that’s the point.

Just finished watching the 2nd half- fuck me that was awesome. Easily the best performance this season. Isak’s movement on and off the ball was unreal- his initial pass out to Murphy for the 2nd was just superb. Gordon was just on the top of his game, I understand totally why he came off, but I was gutted he did because I was enjoying watching him so much. Burn, Livramento, Botman and Dubs were all full Gandalf- “ Ye shall not pass!” Hall, Murphy, Big and Little Joe, every single player that wore that shirt out there today was fucking outstanding. Special mention to Sir Les, who was punditting with Wright, and was equally relentless in giving us the credit we deserve- pointing out the foul on Isak when they questioned his little shove for his goal. Top man Top team Top manager. Arteta? … FEWWWWWWWM!

Aaand, commentary cunts talking about Arsenal claims for holding to VAR the goal.

Just watching that slo-mo, every one of our lads getting their shirts rived off

ISAK!!!!

Ffs we need to get out of our half for a spell like.

Daft lad behind our goal

Foul on Isak?

Fuck me man, Tino

Good chance there for Gordon and Tonali

Aye, the 7a is on top rope, but he’s leading 6b comfortably so it’ll not be long before he levels them.

Son is getting on to 7a’s ( not bad for 14), his mate is around 5b-c.