Monkeys Fist

Aye, proper English food.

The SIMPLE QUESTION that was buried within a 10 paragraph rant, which was somewhere within a page-long quote pyramid.

That will not be happening, why the fuck would I incriminate myself?

D Ream blokey- “ What pose shall I do?” Photographer- “ Give yourself a wedgy “ D Ream blokey- “ Gidduuuuuuuup!”

I take it the sunderland branch of Amnesty, whose name I forget, is tweeting daily about buoycotting boxing, Tyson Fury and such, aye?

Fyp. Also, Monkeys Fist ✅

What was it called again? I wonder if it’s still going and he’s still talking to himself? When I joined here, Leazes was already fully hatstand bonkers- was he reasonable and normal at first or was he tapped from the off?

If he did take them over, teatime in Pennywell would be even more of an assault on the ears than usual. ” EEEYAH, ower Peytar, ower Bally, ower Sewper Kev, ower X Æ A-Xii, it’s teatime! Yiz berra be home before ya cheesy chips, Kerry sauce, blue pop and pink slice gahs cold!”

So, you opened an email addressed to your gaffer, replied to it without talking to your gaffer, got your fingers burnt, and it’s your gaffer’s fault? Aye?

He just couldn’t handle it when BUJ7 became the fucking midfield animal he is and went off his meds. Last seen living under a bridge near Washington. You heard it here first, good and proper.

First line. “Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia in 2023 to attend clown school” Stopped there

That ref who “told it like is” about Dr Teeth and the Wall Pushers has been sacked.

I at least thought ewerk might dig this out of the archives- disappointing from the Bog Trotter, tbh. Anyway, since all rules seem to be have been thrown out the window, I’m going to go against tradition and say 5-0 to us. Jinky Jim and Tommy Cassidy with a pair of hat tricks Glen Keeley to deflect the winner in off his arse as he trips over his own shadow. ( wait for it!)

@Howmanheyman, fucking amateur, eh?

They never learn, do they? Musk takes over successful businesses and then fucks them up , not the other way round

I wonder if this thread has gone the way that Moniquebrahim planned?

So, what you’re saying is that you like a bit of cock now and again?

Was it the scientific facts?

All the DALFs. Distinctly Average Lads Fans.

It’s as rancid as the accent

Addendum- Just had a proper road rager follow me in to an industrial estate and jump out for a rant whilst I was waiting at a barrier The prick was angry that I pulled out instead of smashing in to the back of a slow moving wagon or something- couldn’t really understand his Yam Yam accent. Funny as fuck tbh, the more angry he got, the more I laughed in his face, which got him wound up to the point of offering me a bout of fisticuffs I don’t know if was me tapping my monkey wrench on the dashboard, or asking him to hang in while I put my boots on, so I didn’t break my toes on his face, but after I’d got booted and turned back to the window, he’d fucked off. And yes, fucking Wolverhampton!

Quite partial to doing it behind him, though, aye?

Simples!

TALES FROM THE TRUCK VOL 89. ffs.