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Monkeys Fist

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  1. It’s very similar and shares the same meaning as glaikit, which our sweaty northern brethren use. Outside of there and the North East, I don’t think you’ll hear it used or comprehended.
  2. What do you call an Irish woman throwing her rent book on the fire? Bernadette. I’m sorry. I Can’t Help Myself. RIP Duke.
  3. Typically vanilla story from the boy Southgate’s porn midget. Do it right I can’t be the only one wondering if these porn midget tales and the return of Wacky Jnr are related?
  4. Caused by over-enthusiastic consumption of black pudding?
  5. I’ve heard that the entire squads’ Mrs have all gradually come down with a particularly rare ( outside of Yorkshire) STD. Any comment @wykikitoon?
  6. How do we think the Trumpinator would have handled this, given his extraordinary statesmanship?
  7. 把一只大黑狗给你,霍比特人的脸! 把一只大黑狗给你,霍比特人的脸! 把一只大黑狗给你,霍比特人的脸! 把一只大黑狗给你,霍比特人的脸! 把一只大黑狗给你,霍比特人的脸! 把一只大黑狗给你,霍比特人的脸!
  8. The old west stand on Barrack Road? This was a few years before the huge “Newcastle United FC” lettering which I remember so vividly from my youth. That appeared in 1971
  9. Sky has always been infected.
  10. She’s so thick she’s forgotten where her tits are.
  11. After a final kiss 💋 Is he being cremated or are they going to plant him?
  12. Isn’t this one of the Basic Micks? Looks like the community shell suit has been sacrificed to make that yellow thing on a stick, too.
  13. You’re thinking of his brother, Count Dracula Reardon.
  14. He’s acting like a moody 20yr old lass. Ibraher, init?
  15. Didn’t realise you were dislec… dysxlce … had trouble spelling. We can change your username to Doe Lug if that’s what you were originally aiming for? Here to hepl
  16. Is the Luke they’re referring to Onion Boy?
  17. Driving back north early this morning, I’d put “create a station” on Decollage by Thievery Corporation. About an hour later, it played this absolute gem… Mag-bliddy-nificent Stuck the whole album on, which is mint, here’s a couple of examples. ( these are on the deluxe version, which has extra tracks- top notch ).
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