Monkeys Fist

What about Ronnie Pickering?

He’ll be alive again tomorrow when the board goes down again.

They struggled almost as much as Princess Anne running Gatcombe Park.

I honestly think it should be classed as porn, since they’re openly licking her hoop.

As much as I’m a “ Come the Revolution, get them up against the wall “ type of republican when it comes the royals, my Mrs will watch any old shite about them, which Channel 5 seems to be fond of. Had our tea, kids have fucked off to their various rooms , I’d tidied up the kitchen and came to sit down with Mrs. F and maybe watch a movie. Nope She’s fully , eyes glazed, deep in to a thing - Gatcombe Park , A Royal Residence. It should’ve been called Gatcombe Park, a Royal Rimjob. Various simpering cunts hoop-licking Princess Anne and her progeny in to oblivion, the worst of which was their “concern” that she “struggled” to keep the estate running.… Get fucked with a big stick. She’s the King’s fucking sister who’s toed the royal line all her life, she wouldn’t know “struggle” if it walked up her with a massive sign saying “I’m Struggling Financially” and sparked her the fuck out. I had to decamp to the kitchen. Happy fucking Saturday night lads

It’s a back up place for when/if the board goes tits up. You can download the discord app for your phone , and I’ve added you to a PM with a direct link to it. Use the same username as you do here.

Mate of mine was in Weardale Mountain Rescue Team at the time, they were asked to assist with searching in Kielder Forest for debris and remains. His teammate found a trainer with its “contents”still in it. Said it was the most depressing thing he’s ever done- lots of luggage and clothing recovered.

Was he standing a bit close to you?

How old is he now ? Bit late for regrets tbh.

Did this “woman” have a flat cap and sheepskin coat?

Derek knew this was going to happen, and left you a message about the bedroom wallpaper

Don't ask Wykiki to fix it!

I hope you’re feeding those greys rat poison?

I remember being shattered to find that it is not, in fact, drunk in the Congo.

I’d piss myself if they signed Longstaff* You’d hear the fewm on the ISS. * MATTY, not Sean.

No concerns from me mate, I’ve always had you bookmarked as a fellow wrong ‘un. Had a bird strike on the nice bit of the A19 this morning- not a pigeon, we hit those regularly as they’re dumb as rocks, and also flying rats. No, this was a little finch, greenfinch I think. There was a feathery flash, a dull thud, then the poor little fucker landed , dead, on the windscreen wipers briefly, before falling off and probably turning to bird mist. I was surprised as I thought finches were relatively intelligent for birds. Not that it helped this little idiot, as his brain shot out of his arse when he hit the screen. RIP Finchy.

I still expect Juwwde to take his regular constitutionals along Roker Beaych and then pop in to the city centre for a shit, mind. He loves the place.

If he lasts that long he’ll have the record.

That’s horrifying. America is fucked

Already banked. Was going to make a comment about them being around knees now, but the SBH tends not to droop much.

We’ll have to agree to disagree. Anyway, I’ve just about hit my yearly quota of contributions to this thread. I’m off to watch an instructional video on pipe fitting basics before getting my head down. “ Latina Ho Separates Her Flanges”.