Monkeys Fist

Try RAC Homestart, mate.

As much as I love a bit of Led Zep, they were notorious plagiarisers. Lemon Song was "inspired" by Howlin Wolf, they were made to retrospectively credit Willie Dixon for Bring It On Home, In My Time of Dying is a traditional gospel song, recorded (though not written)by Blind Willie Johnson in 1925- Zeppelin didn't write it, as is claimed on Physical Graffiti. I'm also pretty sure that they are/were being sued by a band they played as support for in their early days touring the US, who had a song with a remarkably similar melody to Stairway to Heaven. Still a fucking awesome band, mind I'm with NJS on AC/DC- firmly in the Bon Scott camp. Best album they've made is Powerage. I will hunt down and kill anyone who disagrees

I'll keep an eye southward for the mushroom cloud when his seethe reaches critical mass.

Oh dear. Too late. Never mind.

I propose restricting him to Mackem Messageboard thread. Yes?

Wish I could turn this pesky spam filter off

Stray, dyslexic Mackem banner?

Wibble

Fuck me, they're like moths to a flame. Also, what the fuck would a Mackem know about Yewrup?

Frenzied masturbation, much like he spends his time since.

What we're witnessing here lads is a limited intellect, hitting its limit.

Fuck off.

Relax, I prefer my underage victims to have a semblance of wit.

Danger! Do not meet in car park behind the Rinky Dinks.

How much blue pop do you want?

Puzzler that mind. I checked the database to see what was going on with your posts disappearing, since we should all benefit from your rapier* wit. Came back with this Hey ho. * a rapier is a sword, not a centre forward.

*from

Truth hurts, eh?

You've got to remember, for mackems, living in a created fantasy world totally removed from the crushing desperation of their actual existence is a survival tactic instilled in them from the first time they take Daddy's "love". Pity the young fool.

...... and they all lived happily ever after. The End. *cue happy music and dancing princesses.

Right in the feels.