Monkeys Fist

Something something, ENGLISH TAPAS, something something.

wtf?

Can we have a shot of your telly please?

I'm an excellent driver.

We need this sorting before Kitman goes full Rainman

Murica!

About level with his nose, too.

Silly.

Definately would.

Just get your arse out at regular intervals, then pour a pint over your head. You'll fit right in.

The wrong type of leaves on the line

Pennfold's obviously a Conan Doyle fan. He's going to have Rafa manage the "latins and frogs" whilst Tuffty looks after "the Brits and Dutchies". It's the brand new Two Gaffer System Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Needs a Greggs bag for authenticity

Amongst all the Benitez comments on there, this gem

Your username gives me dyslexia.

Nah, apparently Dr. Seuss didn't like kids.

Go on then.....

I agree. Look at the plight of this.

This is what's taking the time- they're scouring all the dives in the city centre to find Carver, sober him up, then offer him 20 Benson and 8 Ace per match to keep us up.

Sadly, spot on.

" Lee, you're the chairman, you have to go to work today." " NO- DON'T WANT TO." "Leee, nobody else will do it, you're a big boy now" " But Muuu-uuum…"

Lee Ryder's cum face ( do NOT type this phrase into google image search)