Monkeys Fist

I've just had a 'road to Damascus" moment- Phtevie wins the award for the Longest Mackem-in-Disguise on a Rival Message Board. Obsessed with Newcastle-check 1970s approach to 'non- english" folk-check Rainman-like interest in people's place of birth, down to the nearest yard- check The game's up Phtevie mate, you've had a good run since 2007, but we've finally sussed you.

Just say no.

Sammy Amamobi would disagree

Daint worry Marra. Ha way the lads fans.

"Which one is Lee Ryder?" "Me, Trinity Mirror Regional Sports Writer of 2014" " You're a cunt"

She was rancid.

We're fucked, and will remain fucked as long as we are the ownership of Dear Leader.

She's fucked up big time and she knows it. What this highlights, though, is a growing trend of public figures/organisations etc, refusing to simply admit they have made mistakes. If they held their hands up, admitted their error and apologised, most people would accept it as a genuine fuck up and get on with being outraged about other things ( ). Her ostrich act here simply serves to feed the frenzy and will make the inevitable, late apology sound even more false.

Thanks, I didn't know that

Seaton Sluice is Blyth, n'est pas?

Allow me to save you he effort of scrolling up the page, you must be knackered after all the dog driving.

The very same cabal that persuaded Johnson to get sucked off by a kid? The depravity of the magedia knows no bounds

East Boldon at 2pm today.

Inmates queue up to volunteer as his cellmate...

Someone call 999, Ant's just had a stroke.

Reliable as the sunrise.

It's pronounced Doreen. Emphasis on the s.

Ireland- an entire nation of dyslexics.

You could try limiting the gimp suit to the bedroom/garage?

Guilty of the second charge. That'll be clink time.

Sound advice, this.