Monkeys Fist

The day's must fly by.

Listening to Frankie Knuckles-Deep?

Chez, under no circumstances should you shove a cut onion up your arse. Regardless of variety, your eyes will water.

Try this special trick- onions hate him!

I can see the point that Noelie is trying to make, I think. Different people hit sexual maturity at different ages-sometimes the difference between two teenagers of the same age can be startling. The point he's missing, though, is that the lass here was 15yrs old, and he knew she was. In the eyes of the law, she's a minor. No grey areas. No ifs or buts. He groomed a kid. He did it over the course of three months, knowing she was underage, has admitted to "kissing her in a sexual way", and is now being tried on two more serious charges of "sexual penetration with a minor" If he's found guilty of that, he's looking at 14yrs in jail. To address Noelie's point about 17yr old lads seeing 15yr old lasses, yes, it happens, regularly. There's probably a good few on here who dated younger lasses at 17. But that's a 2 year age gap, and in reality, very little difference in maturity. Johnson was 28. She was 15. To put it in perspective, she's closer in age to my 8yr old daughter than she is to Johnson, by a considerable margin. I've read numerous fucking Neanderthals trying to apportion some blame to the lass, which is fucking despicable. I'd ask those numpties one question- if the 15yr old lass had been a 15yr old lad, would they be laying the blame on him? Would they fuck. He's got no excuses,

Have a bath, then go shopping. Then have a bath.

Let's be honest here, who is surprised that the knuckle draggers are struggling to see what he's done wrong, other than him straying from family members?

Well said, Sir. NSFM(ackems)

They didn't really have any other choice. Expect 65page threads on rtg extolling the "inherently moral" values of the club. Meanwhile, we should resurrect Stokoeshop

Yes. Have a bath before cutting them.

He's having a blinder.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/2291-what-are-you-watching/?p=1388900

IThink of it like denpressure, except gravity is clearly nonsense, made up by Big Pharma to keep the sheeple in the dark. WAKE UP DAVE!

It'd be half the price if they did one for Milton Nunez.

Busy stabbing his eyes out after watching an episode of Vikings.

As a mother myself, ( ) my kids know I don't function until coffee has been drunk... Although, Fist Jnr. has realised that a Hulk Smash to Dad's bollocks will jump start me. The little shithouse.

And yet, he fought for custody of the Roomba.

That's a bit harsh Gemmill. 7:15 isn't that early.