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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Mate is working on the Transporter Bridge in smogside, took this yesterday.
  2. A bot fly. Please tell me he got bitten on his hoop?
  3. He'll sign. Fat Cunt can't afford for him not to. FC will "support" Benitez until we are back to the mid-table comfort zone, then fuck him off.
  4. No. Edit: I know who it is, but I'm not telling.
  5. Say it as many times as you like. I'm not paying you.
  6. According to the comments, the pink seats are an "eye saw". Bet that smarts a bit.
  7. Fascinating stuff. Does anyone else give a shit?
  8. Happy Birthday you potato fetishist.
  9. They don't think it be like it is but it do.
  10. Bigger than average.... Congratulations to you and the Mrs. mate.
  11. I didn't make it past Wayne's "Anythink fuh de teeem"
  12. Unlikely, since the mates involved are very acrimoniously separated. What's the story?
  13. Gemmill the polyorchid. ( Official term for E.T. the extra testicle)
  14. Excellent, hope it all goes disastrously for the Beige club. Also, John Gregory-what an absolute weasel of a man.
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