Monkeys Fist

Wish I could turn this pesky spam filter off

Stray, dyslexic Mackem banner?

Wibble

Fuck me, they're like moths to a flame. Also, what the fuck would a Mackem know about Yewrup?

Frenzied masturbation, much like he spends his time since.

What we're witnessing here lads is a limited intellect, hitting its limit.

Fuck off.

Relax, I prefer my underage victims to have a semblance of wit.

Danger! Do not meet in car park behind the Rinky Dinks.

How much blue pop do you want?

Puzzler that mind. I checked the database to see what was going on with your posts disappearing, since we should all benefit from your rapier* wit. Came back with this Hey ho. * a rapier is a sword, not a centre forward.

*from

Truth hurts, eh?

You've got to remember, for mackems, living in a created fantasy world totally removed from the crushing desperation of their actual existence is a survival tactic instilled in them from the first time they take Daddy's "love". Pity the young fool.

...... and they all lived happily ever after. The End. *cue happy music and dancing princesses.

Right in the feels.

* pats on head. Of course you did, kiddo.

Top work Agent Shearer. Keep it up.

Bit harsh that mind. All he's done is list a link to FB.

Silent but deadly

I've no idea if this Eurovision, but if not, it should be

Just waiting for Ashley to fuck it up now, then.