Monkeys Fist

The day she took the Roomba....

Yo momma's peaks.

What?

Appropriate metaphor.

"That was our new single, hope you liked it" "What'd he say?" "Have they started yet?" "Anyone got a spare battery?...... Anyone ?" " I'm sick of mime acts"

Wet and Wild- don't bother, it's fucking stinking and has nowhere near enough of the tubes to ride the slides.

1. Duck Pizza 2. Duck Pizza with Cherry Tomato 3. A rusty coin 4. Grapes 5. Frozen Grapes

What about when they "go out and give 110%"? * "hah, got 'em there, Fist" ...... unziiip.

FYP

The dirty coward

Radio 6Music yesterday. This Mackem presenter talked a little bit, then she played some music.

Shartguards.

Didn't Chez join the Mud Club mid-flight somewhere?

Personal experience ?

Peetectors

You could recruit a crew of self employed, middle-aged blokes to sit in a sealed forward cabin and press an alert if anyone spewed/pooed. I'm sure there'd be loads knocking about once driverless tech hits the taxi market. Shit Wardens, Cackwatchers, whatever.

Sure it wasn't " Dmemba you're a.... ooh pies!"

So it's looks nicer when there's vast swathes of them empty on TV?

"Best PM in my lifetime."

Nowt worth reading. Off you fuck, there's a dear.

Ah, ffs.

Fucking get in!

The Dude is universal, brother.