Monkeys Fist

http://i.imgur.com/f13PQId.gifv It's a gif, buts its fucking huge. Worth the loading time, though

Is that Tim Healy?

True, but if I can blame a Tory, I fucking well will Mrs. F. works as a housing support officer for young loons- it was never the highest priority under Labour, tbf, but these cunts are brutal.

CTd your post.

This is one of my bugbears- the Torys vilify those on low incomes and benefits, citing the cost to the country of housing benefit. It's fucking sky high because the cunts sold all the housing stock and didn't replace it, leaving the private landlords to swoop in and charge a fortune for sunstandard property which the state pays for. Mental.

Aye, Santa read my letter.

Is this what happened to your budgie, the poor, tweety, little bastard?

That is a fucking romp of a game, btw.

I'm picturing CT, sitting in front of his new 20m tv, flicking through his multiple Beast apps, giving each classic film or tv series a minute, at most "Shiiiite" *another handful of Cheezy Wotsits, quick fag, then back at.

Chez was their gak dealer. Allegedly

He got this instead of a watch

No, but it's now on the list

I feel like we're being unfair to old Oozy Fanny, it's never easy for a girl to look good in a pool. Is it...

Like two microwaved eggs.

Bravo, gentlemen.

14/18. Not too shabby for a drinker from the hairy cup.

No.

"You can dance, You can ji..... WOOOOOOF"

Did it look like Denise?

CT is fast becoming the Claudia Winkelman of this board...... .... if Claudia Winkelman looked like Vanessa Feltz.

I'll bet her balloon knot looks like a punched in frozen chicken.