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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I think it's trying to tell you something. "Namibia... Nemebia Neemobia Neemorbeea"
  2. 40?.......Speaking of disused tunnels, this is interesting http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/history/newcastles-secret-victoria-tunnel-photos-10700511#ICID-FB-Chron-main
  3. Deaderzzzz! Get Just Cause 3 and play shipping crate Jenga
  4. Portugeese, Potugral, Protu..... hic Fuck it, The Spanish Taffs.
  5. Monkeys Fist

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    Whoever it is, I think it's fabulous.
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    It's ok Phtevie, you're amongst friends here. We all know you're shagging a Mackem, we aren't judging you. Much
  7. That would smart a bit, unless you went for the mild lime sauce.
  8. Just read that- scary shit! Was the nipper ok?
  9. Swooping around the skies of sunderland in his signature vehicle- The Shite-o-copter, made from rusty spoons and bits of clock he's dug up. His sworn enemies are Über drivers, who he hunts down then attacks with microwaved boiled eggs and deadly frisbees made of duck pizza. Über Control- "Watch out lads, The Metector is at large tonight." Über drivers- " Fucks sake, break out the Aldi wheat beers to throw him off the trail"
  10. " Somebody" "Locals-Shite. I'll petrol bomb you all" was the threat I heard
  11. It's a good job we didn't have the January window then.
  12. First knuckle, or do you make her take her watch off?
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