Monkeys Fist

Gets my vote.

Glass coffee table, get it right man!

The one bottom right looks particularly....well....scat.

http://i.imgur.com/fP0H9uT.jpg

Given the assumption of what Mrs.F. did to my arse, I could fit myself, you, and probably several of Trooper's Baked Bean Lasagnes up there. I have avoided sitting on bar stools for the past few days.

They haven't time to punch horses as they're all nuts deep in their sisters/kids. Yes, I'm saying they're all incestuous paedophiles. All of them. Here's a gif to demonstrate how serious I am about this......

Just had a chocolate biscuit because it'll soon be autumn.

Here's an equally valid quote- " Aldi beans look and taste so similar to lumps of tramp smeg in ketchup that the two things are indistinguishable. I can only imagine them appealing to the same demographic that eats duck pizza and thinks metecting is a valid hobby. "- An Expert.

Charming.

Mouth experience As if they even touch the sides.

Charm Whereas the Chuckle Bros. exude it

I agree, I don't think Corbyn, if he wins, will last long enough to be a "problem" come 2020, but,if he draws in disenchanted voters and takes Labour even just a smidgen left of their current position, he'll have done his job. Burnham is the only candidate, in the current climate, who would be electable in a GE, which is why he gets 2nd option. I think it'll come down to him versus Corbyn, and he'll probably edge it on 2nd choice votes.

Ever so slightly.....

Says the Mackem, posting on a NUFC board. Whale sandwich, anyone?

For the pedants amongst us, you should be calling him Scout.

What's the alternative? Look what happened last time we put a splitarse in charge.

I checked your post count, mind, Ant

1.Corbyn 2.Burham

Stubble? No no no