Monkeys Fist
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
Mild befuddlement is acceptable. -
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Seemed fitting.
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" Yes pet, now come on, we need to get you a new bucket and spade for Torremolinos." " Ah luv you Margy"
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Good point.
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"Vroom, vrooooooooom, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee, nuuuurrrrrr, eee, it's mint this mind, Margy!"
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
You took your time. -
Note the time - 5:05am. Post bong orgy.
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Allardyce will be livid. " There goes another chance to shine!"
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Surprised to see Charver driving after the match tbh, I'd have thought he'd have been straight on the 8 Ace.
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Not that I believe a fucking word the fat slug said, but it's a huuuuge coincidence that having been roundly fucked off from his Plan B (Rangers), he's suddenly decided to do the right thing with us, and aim for Europe.
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NUSD Mission Statement 1. Fucking try 2. Don't be cunts 3. Repeat 1. There, not too difficult is it?
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Our selection process on the new, updated, alternative short list, with the benefit of an extra 6 months to assess the pros and cons of the candidates , will be something along these lines......
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Aye, I wondered what the point of it was. Even after the fourth rewind
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Nah, not even Gazza is mates with this boring cunt.
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I reckon Makom isn't that far from doing a "Moaty".
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He fucked off.
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He's right though, you're a boring cunt who should fuck off.
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It was made in sunderland, probably.
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Titties.