Monkeys Fist

I had to do the poetry of Thomas Hardy, because his novels aren't fucking depressing enough (Even though we were the top stream, over 75% of the class failed eng.lit. at the first attempt due utter disinterest in the set studies.)

Right in the conkers.

You'd get far better mileage, Ant, if you weren't hauling around all the curlers, tongs, mousses and gels, and innumerable scissors in the boot.

I had to wait until after the 5 minute mark before the bible thumping began. I've been dupped.

Sum ppl shud reelise txt spk iz ->less on hre.

Tiny slot window, which looks over a field. When his daughter came home from school, he started banging on the door and shouting, she refused to go upstairs because she didn't know who it was As a final kick in the balls, when his kids eventually went up to let him out, it was the spindle which had snapped, so they just opened the door, looking puzzled as to why he couldn't get out.

Amused. My brother managed to lock himself in his bathroom from 8:30am to 4:00pm today, no phone, or clothes, one small towel. He is never going to be allowed to forget it, either.

They're talking about cars, Mr. Tumnus.

Pizza boxes. Is that your bike parked beside the trampoline, Tubs?

sunderland torn asunder I see what you did there.

So, you're about to search for, then dig up, all the shit (and budgies) that you threw over your fence a year or two ago. How absolutely thrilling

Which one? 1,2,3,4,5, or 6?

What a pack of NHS workers

Stop tearing the neck off it so much then.

That would be here. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35738-geordies-almost-twice-as-likely-to-kill-themselves-as-londoners/?p=1362246

Potatoes? What's the difference between Chick Peas and Potaoes? You wouldn't pay to have a Potato on you.

76% turnout, 251,417 votes for JC from 422,664 total votes. Next nearest candidate, Andy Burnham, got 19%. With apologies to HF.

You know Cath is angry when she uses the Cath-word. Well said, that there woman.

Go on......

59% of first round vote. Pissed it.

Puts a whole new, sinister twist to "jumping the bridesmaid".

Unlike CT's mutt, she's not coming back, is she Ken?