Monkeys Fist

frighteningly accurate

i second that :lol:

So long as Tubs doesn't have a go, he'll tear the house down

same bloke?

Cheers Gents, The work starts on thursday night with a wee jaunt to Edinburgh to fix some motion sensors. Been told we'll be doing similar on the Tyne Bridge in early 2016, I'll let you know when its happening so you can all come and take pics of my arse Yes. It's entirely possible to do it this way. But since it's you doing it, NO, I wouldn't recommend it

Happy as a pig in shite. Been largely absent from here for a while, mainly because I've been grafting my bollocks off and also preparing for a biiig meeting with the directors of a large firm from darn sarf to iron out the details of my business running their northern office, mainly doing bridge inspections for the railway network- fucking huge amounts of work, covering Yorkshire northwards, including all of Scotland. Just back from meeting them at the Crowne Plaza in town, it went even better than expected, and I'll be ordering my Aston Martin next week

Nah, they even ran out of frigging paint before they hit the deck, man. Could've at least chucked a step there to make an effort.

Who's this Kestbaia, like?

They're taking the piss here mind, That door's painted on, isn't it? Come on Toonotl, you must've met every single resident of Allora, no-one has ever been inside, have they?

A cocktail?

I was soooo looking forward the chants of "Dick Out!" , too.

Over 15 dead. Guns don't kill, though.

Says You.

The problem with the icing is it gets Stuck on You.

Sublime. ( he will never know the loving touch of another person).

Ask the Aztecs.

Superb. The icing tit delicately balanced on his soulfro just makes all the difference.

"DIN DIN"

Wont anyone think of the lobsters???