Monkeys Fist

I was there for a few hours with the Fistlets and Mrs. F's family. We had a great laugh playing Spot the Deformity. Lost count after 10 minutes tbh. More bad make up than a Max Factor factory.

I needed to Packing in smoking piled the beef on. Glad to see it coming off mind, and not a cabbage water/ seed sandwich eaten in anger.

Lost a stone since my wee argument with my heart in September. Swimming and slightly improved diet. Aiming to drop another.

" couldn't find any coconut milk, so mixed some milk and peanut butter. "

Btw, those burgers will be getting BBQed at some point this weekend.

"Shredded bacon? Is that like bacon breakfast cereal? Can I get it in Asda?"

Even if they beat us 4-0, Hart will have had a stinker

The lift scene

Couldn't catch pigeon, used KFC instead.

Microwaving the shit out of it.

I finished with the bitch aaaaaages ago, too.

That is rather good.

Still in Narnia then, Chubster?

Ffs, fish you twat.

The patella in this thread stinks.

Is there anything that fat mess won't do for publicity?

18, 22, 25, and 28 are beards, proper ones. The rest are bumfluff. Btw, Guisseppe Rossi

Does the Lion of Gosforth have toesticles?

Fucking hipster.

You getting picked up in a pink Cadillac?

You were right the first time. I get Mrs. Fist to hoy some dentures up her snapper and we re-enact Boba's death scene.

7. Stop it.

5. When it's been roasted.