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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Bloody Hell. Tell the truth, you were checking your phone whilst driving and saw that Wolfy was back
  2. Wolfy??? The End Times are upon us.
  3. If ever a name was ripe for mispronunciation..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-27764071
  4. To say nothing of the time you'd need to put it up.
  5. The Pesto Sammich Company. First outlet to open in Boldon.
  6. West Allotment Celtic set to scupper the deal at the last minute.... " the Clahb can't compete financially wiv the likes of these " ..... Said some cunt from NUFC
  7. http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/03/best-wishes-my-dear-friend.html?m=1
  8. He'll have spent it all on child prostitutes in Brazil.
  9. Are we going to waste time or just bin him now?
  10. Fuck off Desmond, there's a good lad.
  11. That would explain the rising sea levels.
  12. Soo, I was in a nightclub in Liverpool and this lass came up to me. She said, "Do you like avocado?" I said, "No, sorry love, I don't drive."
  13. Couldn't find Basil, used Cabbage No Pine Nuts, used dry roasted. Didn't have olive oil, used butter. Used garlic granules as they're so convenient. Mix it all up then microwave for half an hour. Too die for
  14. Cthulhu innit. Even the Elder Gods get peckish.
  15. Really?? Whale sandwich.
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