Monkeys Fist

He wouldn't need to. If he read this place for a week he could tell you about your crockery, diet, music taste, inability to handle booze, etc etc ad infinitum. That's assuming he's one of them thar nig nogs with book learnin'.

Witnesses.

Make your first protest by refusing to pay your internet provider.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/premier-league-stars-love-rival-7169162 WTF- Gets drunk, fucks car?

I was burying other things

Long time ago. 1990 then I moved up to the Ardeche. Been back to the Ardeche several times but not been back to Agde since then.

Narbonne? I spent several wasted months in Marseillan Plage, just up the road.

I give up.

Is that meant to be an insult? You're Australian, ffs.

He's away you dingbat. Here's the news in a format you'll remember; " Shola Ameobi, who scored 7 goals against the mackems, is leaving NUFC, who are longtime rivals of sunderland, known as the mackems. "

I'm keeping an eye on you.....

Subtle sales pitch there, KCG

I had to have a quiet moment to myself after Sophia Vergara's reply.

Which is how I'll be reading every post of his from now.

He's given future archaeologists a right headache. I enjoyed that clip, where did you film it? Oh aye, get a shave you hairy bastard

Was it Shola that called the police claiming his flat had been burgled, then realised it was just a fucking mess ?

Off work til next Saturday ..... Got a shiny new iPhone 5s today ..... Booked a camping pod that's within a mile of three excellent pubs/restaurants, with the kids, from Sunday to Tuesday ..... Just seen the weather forecast.....

Farewell Sweet Prince.