Monkeys Fist

Working my way through the Assassin's Creed series. On Brotherhood at the moment. Very good so far.

Avoid Westerhailes.

If there's sexy nuns I'm in.

" Ride now, pay nothing until 2015"

So, next season's plan. Construct a "Mike's A Cunt" banner made up of 50-100 t-shirts, cunningly joined together by Velcro. Confiscate that!!

Aye, I reckon he's no need to work anymore. If I was him I'd buy a fuck off big white horse and spend my days riding round Jesmond dressed as the Mackem Slayer, impressing the bitchez. Or buy a pub

So, at this point, the greasy pole was nuts deep in you? How long (in inches) before you were lifting £100k was this?

Why were you driving a fucked Fiesta when you were a CEO?

Did he tell him he was a footballer?

It's because they (Bradford) aren't in peoples faces about it every chance they get. I remember it happening, watching it at my Dads. Horrific

Bradford City fire at Valley Parade was 29 years ago today. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bradford-west-yorkshire-27348995 I was thinking that a minutes silence at all matches today might be appropriate , then I remembered they weren't scousers.

Helium. There is helium in the solar system therefore Nazis.

Wolfy-lite

If you cut Michael Owen in half he has a £ sign and the word "CUNT" running through him.

Needs more tits.

In anyone else I'd have looked and assumed they were courgettes. Tell the truth Knacker Dan

fyp

Yet, he cooks cucumber

But, Pardew for England?

Fact

Time passes sloooowly in the Gloom household