Monkeys Fist

He missed off, " whilst driving a taxi and posting shit pics on here".

No beans he's ever bought have lasted long enough to germinate.

Tidied

Is Martin Stephenson a Mackem?

Fascinating pics there, CT. I, and I'm sure I speak for the whole board, have never seen plants growing.

Stevie's going to love this article in The Mag. http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/newcastle-fans-need-let-go-bitterness/ It's no coincidence that to many older Geordies the author's name would be Dick Waad.

Do you think when CT has sex he balances a cherry tomato on his head to make himself look healthier?

Fair enough I'd say.

Oops

Who let you north of the water like? " Get out of our pubs Get out of our pubs You fat Mackem bastard Get out of our pubs"

Theyse belong to yayuh , Steeyvieuh?

I refer you to my post above

I couldn't give a fuck tbh. Outrage for outrage's sake.

Probably because whoever laid yours actually finished the job

Yes, I am.

It's started- pics of the garden, next it'll be pics of your lunch, then you'll be taking The Knowledge.

Iceberg lettuce, beetroot, cherry tomato, cucumber, cheese, spring onion and 5 individual baked beans.

How many cherry tomatoes do you use in an average week? To the nearest ton will do.

More brown sauce.

So, it's Mrs. Fist's birthday, going out next weekend. "What would you like for your birthday meal, you saggy old boot", says I. " Steak, chips and garlic mushrooms, you decrepit old wanker", says she. Feel the Love