Monkeys Fist

Best advice I got was from my brother;" Ignore all advice". Best of luck mate, it's superb being a Dad.

Is it your first Inochi?

Speaking of pigs

I'm a pig man , myself.

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Praise the Lord

Nice nails mate.

Popeophobia!

I also look forward to the day we sign little known scottish player, Tam Monroe, simply so that I can hear Pardew smugly announce " Mike and I are happy to confirm our success in the Monroe transfer".

Having achieved the aim of wiping our own nose, I look forward to the next level and having a fully toilet trained club. Other than that, what Gemmill said.

FYP

Just in case you haven't had your daily "What the fuck?" moment..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702

Gott im himmel!!

SHUT YOUR NOISE YOU FUCKING OLD CUNT

I'll bet it's not a million miles away from the reality though.

Depends on whether the dead spaz looked older than it's age, really.

Except that it's the very visible sign that our club's identity can be fucked around with by FCB and the muppets will continue to line his pockets. It's fucking horrible, don't buy it, don't give it to your kids.

It's fucking horrendous. Our colours are Black and White stripes- stripes being plural. That's a white t-shirt with a black strip down the front.

CT is sitting in the cafe at Boldon Asda when he notices a stunning woman sitting two tables away. He catches her eye, and shows her his interest by wiping the slobber from his chin and suggestively chowing down on a cheese pasty. He mistakes her amusement for interest and is about to go over and slam his micropenis on the table and say, " How about it, Love?" when a fit young buck "accidentally" brushes past her, knocking over a cup. After apologising , said buck takes two mjnutes to get her number, arrange a date, and leave. Technically, CT was close. Realistically , he never stood a chance. Guess who we are?

Prefer the orange ones personally.

Take; 1.Any random ingredient instead of those in the recipe. 2.Mix them together 3. Microwave the shit out of them 4. Put a piece of raw vegetable on top of it and post the photo on here.