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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Having scrutinized the accounts, and read the Fans Forum minutes, I realise now that I have been mistaken in my belief that Ashley is a cuntish money sponge using the club as a vehicle to punt his tawdry wares in his Chav shops. Silly , silly me. So, in readiness for my return to the Hallowed Ground, I'd like to propose a few amendments to some of the songs we sing. Your support Your support Your support is financially irresponsible Yooour support is financially irresponsible Tell me Ma, me Ma I will be home for tea But we're stable fiscalee Tell me Ma, me Ma One club in profit There's only one club in profit One club in profffff it There's only one club in profff it. ( Apart from the others) Oh when the books Are submitted Oh when the books are submitted I wanna see All those numbers Oh when the books are sub-mit-ted We Are Tenth or more Said we are tenth or more. I have to be honest, I've got a semi on just thinking about how stable we're going to be.
  2. Did that gibberish come from a "Bayonne get one free" pun offer?
  3. Better than exspeckted
  4. Green y-fronts are just an abomination.
  5. If it was anyone else, I'd let it slide, but you're not getting away with that.
  6. Harsh. He was obviously searching for "fruity pineapple cock tail" and stumbled upon ...... . Just hit the space bar, didn't he ?
  7. Cured pig + fat = bacon. Cured pig + fat + paprika = chorizo. Bacon wins.
  8. Chorizo is just modified bacon , and you know it.
  9. Bacon first, ffs.
  10. I don't. He did though, with a little help from some roofies. Edit; allegedly , for now.
  11. Eventually, he'll come out with the complete works of Shakespeare.
  12. And how's that different to yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, and the day before, etc
  13. Watched the first episode at the weekend. Hooked within first 10 minutes.
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