Monkeys Fist

Keep going mate, eventually you'll cease to exist.

Essemmbee criticising mackems for being repetitive Classic.

CT's car seats match his kitchen work tops.

Pics or gay.

Tree Shrub Pot Shrub Bush Tree Shrub Pot Bonsai Hanging Basket Water Feature ?

Where's the fourth half?

Just noticed the team captain getting friendly with his mate. Insert Stalk joke here.

And we thought we had it bad a few years ago with that yellow monstrosity .......La Hoya have based their away strip on Broccoli. Yes Broccoli. http://www.footballshirtculture.com/13/14-kits/la-hoya-lorca-2013-14-daen-sport-home-and-broccoli-themed-away-football-kits.html

Just unlocked Trevor Fucking mentalist.

GTA 5 , or come on here and watch you fishing for wind ups. No competition. Bitch.

Prosperity?

Big foot , tiny penis.

Ilsa, She Wolf of the fucking SS? Are you having a laugh?

It's outstanding man!

You missed the first line " Come in pissed as a rat"

It is and I've seen it. Scandalous it missed out on the Oscar.

Poseidon Adventure?

Blackula Clockwork Orange Deliverance Fiddler On The Roof Get Carter Kramer vs Kramer Logan's Run Mad Max Quadrophenia Shaft Taxi Driver Up In Smoke Westworld

Ridiculously excited My toys have just arrived- PS3 500gb superslim, GTA5 and The Last of Us. Ordered yesterday at 3:30pm with Simply Games, arrived this morning. Just loading the fucker now- *reads map , drums fingers.

Great answer to the points he raises.