Monkeys Fist

Think I've already mentioned there's a kid in my children's school called Aragorn. Ffs

Ken- "SHOW ME THE FANNY!"

Joe Kin Tit. I like that

You need to get over there and give them the benefit of your "sleuth in foriegn climes" skillshttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/10542577/Kris-Marshall-interview-The-new-face-of-Death-in-Paradise.html

Typical of Newcastle fans, that.

Ashley will never spend that kind of money on us.

Bit Nippy!

£ 46 million according to this raghttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mike-ashley-debenhams-shares-newcastle-3017264

Kinnear has spent the first half of January stumbling round the corridors of St. James, pointing at windows ,saying "Is this it ?" No one's explained it to him yet, bless.

I think that's the point he's making

"He kept asking me when I was getting the band back together " Sammy Ameobi

Come faccio a google "miracoloso dimagrimento"

Ask for "Pizza Anatra", CT,it's a local speciality.

Still would, like.

He used to pinch my arse and say " 'Ow's about it,Love?"- Collocini. "Who?"- Cabab

Having watched both episodes of Dan Snow's Grand Canyon jolly, I can recommend it. The rapids look fucking mental, the boats they do it in are antiques, and the Yanks are straight out of the Grizzly Adams casting list. ( except for the "professional kayaker, who is a whiny little bitch).

They look about ready to burst at the slightest touch. Not a fan of plastic

Ouch

I have serious doubts about the movement detailed here, and therefore request a 2 minute video of the jiggling (or not)of said boobs to calm my fevered mind. PM will do