Monkeys Fist

Aye aye, that as well ....... ...... So , PICS!.

Beige, full of tits.

Pics or GTFO

CT furious the lass behind has got better crisps than him.

£32 for four drinks? I hope you got a hand shandy for that price.

When in Greece......

Is he a cockney( the Supermac chap?)

Isn't bad taste their stock in trade?

My kids are going to be traumatised if they come in the bathroom tomorrow morning

Sexy time!!

Won't make the least bit of difference even if he does, but well said anyway Harper!

If you have a piss in there, you can shave another minute off your morning prep time. I'd draw the line at shiting though, as any time saved would be lost pushing it down the plug hole, unless you've got beer shits, in which case, that's another 30 seconds saved.

I can wash and dry my hair in about 1 minute , it's the polishing that takes the time

Try YouTube.

You're doing it wrong.

PVC sheets man, sweat like CT in a kebab queue.

@@ChezGiven Green beans with garlic and lemon zest Blanch the beans for a couple of minutes , refresh in cold water. Heat some oil and butter in a sauté pan and gently fry crushed garlic and a little flaked chilli ( chilli optional ). Add the beans, warm though for about 5 minutes, then add the lemon zest and toss through.

I also shower when I come in from work. Need to clean out the bum butter , innit?